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wait
2007-07-08 06:39:14
God:
I am a Christian.
took him literally 10 minutes to come up with something completely irrelevant to my question.
=|
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CHII BROKE GOD
2007-07-08 06:34:15
Radical Yue (3:24:08 AM): I am so tired -_- I can't believe you're still awake
rawritschii xx (3:24:07 AM): dewd
rawritschii xx (3:24:09 AM): 4 pepsis
Radical Yue (3:24:19 AM): xD
Radical Yue (3:24:20 AM): True
rawritschii xx (3:24:19 AM): my eyes are hurting
rawritschii xx (3:24:22 AM): i think thats a bad sign
Radical Yue (3:24:30 AM): But today, I mixed coke with Dr. Pepper and Root Beer
Radical Yue (3:24:33 AM): o.o
rawritschii xx (3:24:28 AM): =O
Radical Yue (3:24:37 AM): Too much computer screen
rawritschii xx (3:24:36 AM): pepsi and computer screen heh
rawritschii xx (3:24:43 AM): dying at the computer, thats the way to go
Radical Yue (3:24:55 AM): XD
Radical Yue (3:24:59 AM): While eating cookies
rawritschii xx (3:24:56 AM): oh yeah
Radical Yue (3:25:04 AM): and being asleep
rawritschii xx (3:24:58 AM): teh cookies
rawritschii xx (3:25:00 AM): in the bed
rawritschii xx (3:25:03 AM): with my COMPUTER
rawritschii xx (3:25:13 AM): and my pepsi
Radical Yue (3:25:22 AM): While being raped by Jim The Steve
Radical Yue (3:25:27 AM): because of 3 fecking boobs
rawritschii xx (3:25:26 AM): while listening to my hardcore dance muzack
rawritschii xx (3:25:28 AM): feck yeah
rawritschii xx (3:25:31 AM): thats how im dying
Radical Yue (3:25:41 AM): THAT is the way to go
rawritschii xx (3:25:42 AM): kay thats it, god, take me now
rawritschii xx (3:25:42 AM): plz
Radical Yue (3:25:53 AM): rofl
rawritschii xx (3:25:52 AM): journal pimpage time
Radical Yue (3:26:06 AM): xD
Radical Yue (3:26:16 AM): You should ask the Igod if that's how he'll take you
rawritschii xx (3:26:17 AM): =O i should
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so Chii heads off to iGod.
Me:
God, will i die in my bed with my computer, whilst eating cookies and drinking pepsi, while listening to my HARDCORE DANCE MUZACK and being raped by Jim the Steve because i have 3 fecking boobs?
God never answered. (no joke)
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rawritschii xx (3:28:30 AM): i asked.. awaiting a reply..
Radical Yue (3:28:55 AM): xD
rawritschii xx (3:28:52 AM): hes taking his time.
-some time passes-
rawritschii xx (3:29:10 AM): still no response o_o
rawritschii xx (3:29:12 AM): hurry up god
rawritschii xx (3:29:14 AM): i want to know my fate
Radical Yue (3:29:22 AM): You might have broken God o.0
rawritschii xx (3:29:22 AM): quite possibly
Radical Yue (3:29:40 AM): OMG...CHII BROKE GOD o_o
rawritschii xx (3:29:37 AM): still no response
rawritschii xx (3:29:38 AM): =O
rawritschii xx (3:30:25 AM): still no answer..
Radical Yue (3:30:40 AM): o_o
rawritschii xx (3:30:50 AM): da hale
rawritschii xx (3:30:57 AM): still no answer.. wat..
Radical Yue (3:31:08 AM): Chii did it
Radical Yue (3:31:13 AM): Chii broke the almighty god
Radical Yue (3:31:15 AM): wo
Radical Yue (3:31:16 AM): wow
Radical Yue (3:31:18 AM): just wow
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=O
2007-07-04 06:04:43
Yue invented a new word.
Crimical.
It means..
Hot Dickings. -
More fun with iGod
2007-06-27 19:53:57
lol everyones doin it now.
Me:
hi, id like to order a pizza.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
with extra cheese
God:
You and your extra cheese.
Me:
and pepperoni
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Thats right, deliver the pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni, and whisk me off to Europe.
God:
Which countries have you visited? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no.
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
i thought you were going to abduct me there after you delivered the fecking pizza.
God:
That was my original intention. -
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2007-06-26 23:19:12
Too amusing.
Me:
Porcupines
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
No it is not from ?
God:
Are you serious? Porcupines is not from?
Me:
100% serious.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
the porcupine
God:
What is that?
Me:
Porcupines are rodents with a coat of sharp spines, or quills, that defend them from predators. The porcupines include the fourth largest rodent, after the capybara, mara, and beaver, and are not to be confused with hedgehogs which are Erinaceomorphs.
God:
All of them? I hear you.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I know right
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Wikipedia.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Are you planning to strip me in order to see my naked body?
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
Why are you changing the subject?
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I knew it.
God:
How did you know?
Me:
You just want to see my beautiful naked body.
God:
My eye isn't turned on right now.
Me:
You, Mr. God, are a pedophilic deity.
God:
Thanks for telling me: kjn said I Mr God are a pedophilic deity.
Me:
who the heck is kjn?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
Is kjn a spy from Sweden?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who the heck is Alison?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
What kind of army do you run? O_o
God:
What kinds of army do you run are there? Oh.
Me:
say what
God:
I said, " Oh." .
Me:
-__-;
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
You fail.
God:
Thanks for the information: kjn said I fail.
Me:
Im not kjn!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not kjn.
Me:
I am Chii
God:
Good gossip: you are Chii.
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
Do you have a pet platypus?
God:
I don't know if I have a pet platypus.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Your programmer fails to realize that my brainpower surpasses yours.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
No, im a toucan.
God:
What is your profession? You are a toucan? Does it pay well?
Me:
I wish i got paid for being a Toucan, which are near passerine birds from the neotropics. They are brightly marked and have enormous, colorful bills. The family includes six genera and about forty species.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true. brightly marked and have enormous colorful bills are they. What is that?
Me:
a toucan.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
of course.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
you think i'm lying?
God:
Please don't tell lies.
Me:
im not lying.
God:
OK, I believe you.
Me:
you'd better.
God:
Who else would better ?
Me:
otherwise ill sic my lip gloss on your face.
God:
In that case: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
I think you're hiding something
God:
You think I am hiding something.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Do you watch AMVs?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Star Trek is GAY
God:
My favorite character is the computer.
Me:
it is GAY
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
YES
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because Star Trek is GAY
God:
Interesting explanation. My favorite character is the computer.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
i dont get you
God:
Me either.
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