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god lives in chiis stomach :O
2007-09-07 02:33:14
rawritschii xx (11:13:25 PM): god is in mah stomach
rawritschii xx (11:13:27 PM): thats why
rawritschii xx (11:13:33 PM): i have the ability to grant immortality
rawritschii xx (11:13:44 PM): see dont piss me off or ill make it so you cant die
Daitensukaze (11:14:02 PM): and thats bad?
rawritschii xx (11:16:07 PM): itd rly suck to have a giant hurricane come at you, and u get sucked in it.. and you spin around and around and you get smacked around on the ground and its so painful and ur all like "im gonna die now.. oh well at least i wont feel the pain anymore.." and then u realized one time u pissed off Queen Chii of Canadia, so then ur like "Feck it all."
Daitensukaze (11:18:46 PM): hmmm
Daitensukaze (11:18:51 PM): hurricanes in colorado?
Daitensukaze (11:18:56 PM): i dont believe they exist
rawritschii xx (11:19:11 PM): or take this common scenario
rawritschii xx (11:19:19 PM): a man breaks down ur door
rawritschii xx (11:19:20 PM): and says
rawritschii xx (11:19:23 PM): "imma gonna kill u"
rawritschii xx (11:19:25 PM): and ur like
rawritschii xx (11:19:28 PM): "oh no u arent"
rawritschii xx (11:19:30 PM): and he's all
rawritschii xx (11:19:39 PM): "oh yes i am, im gonna fecking kill u with this spoon"
rawritschii xx (11:19:48 PM): and then ur like
rawritschii xx (11:19:55 PM): "no rly u cant kill me, im immortal."
rawritschii xx (11:19:57 PM): and then he's all
rawritschii xx (11:20:05 PM): "lol that makes it moar fun"
rawritschii xx (11:20:12 PM): so he jumps on u with a gigantic spoon
rawritschii xx (11:20:14 PM): and starts
rawritschii xx (11:20:16 PM): spoonin u
rawritschii xx (11:20:19 PM): with the spoon.
rawritschii xx (11:20:28 PM): and while u enjoy it slightly, it hurts
rawritschii xx (11:20:29 PM): but
Daitensukaze (11:20:41 PM): he hugs me from behind with a spoon?
rawritschii xx (11:20:36 PM): u cant die when u become emo afterwards
rawritschii xx (11:20:47 PM): he sticks the spoon up ur bum
Daitensukaze (11:21:22 PM): that wouldnt kill a normal person >.>
Daitensukaze (11:21:31 PM): spoon rape is hardly fatal
rawritschii xx (11:21:32 PM): he shoves it up so hard that it stabs all ur inner organs
rawritschii xx (11:21:41 PM): then he gets a steak knife
Daitensukaze (11:21:53 PM): ohhh
rawritschii xx (11:21:46 PM): and starts cuttin u in half
Daitensukaze (11:21:57 PM): now a knife huh?
rawritschii xx (11:21:55 PM): and servin u to his pet fish
Daitensukaze (11:22:06 PM): long ways or hamburger?
rawritschii xx (11:22:14 PM): like a sub
rawritschii xx (11:22:34 PM): he puts lotsa salt on u while ur bleedin
Daitensukaze (11:22:42 PM): good
Daitensukaze (11:22:46 PM): thats my favorite way
rawritschii xx (11:22:41 PM): and licks u
rawritschii xx (11:22:44 PM): and ur like
rawritschii xx (11:22:45 PM): oo
rawritschii xx (11:22:46 PM): kinky
rawritschii xx (11:22:54 PM): but then ur like
rawritschii xx (11:22:55 PM): OW
rawritschii xx (11:22:55 PM): cuz
Daitensukaze (11:23:10 PM): this is pretty hot
rawritschii xx (11:23:04 PM): he just jammed the toaster down your ear
Daitensukaze (11:23:16 PM): nice
Daitensukaze (11:23:21 PM): good move
rawritschii xx (11:23:31 PM): and then because the toaster is so cheap it cant handle the amount of stuff inside ur body, so it spontaneously combusts
rawritschii xx (11:23:41 PM): which crumbles ur body into nothingness
rawritschii xx (11:23:50 PM): so the guy takes a roll of toilet paper
rawritschii xx (11:24:09 PM): and stuffs all ur remaining dust and skin pieces into it
rawritschii xx (11:24:19 PM): and wipes himself constantly with it
rawritschii xx (11:24:21 PM): and
rawritschii xx (11:24:23 PM): u cant die
rawritschii xx (11:24:24 PM): so
rawritschii xx (11:24:35 PM): u get to feel his pee on ya for the rest of ur life
rawritschii xx (11:24:36 PM): see
rawritschii xx (11:24:39 PM): a very common scenario
Daitensukaze (11:24:53 PM): but how does one stay alive in powder form?
rawritschii xx (11:24:50 PM): cause ur immortal
Daitensukaze (11:25:02 PM): with now relexes, or nerves?
rawritschii xx (11:25:06 PM): but ur tainted soul is still in there
rawritschii xx (11:25:08 PM): sumwhere
rawritschii xx (11:25:16 PM): coulda been shoved up his hole by then
Daitensukaze (11:25:31 PM): he cant touch that tho
rawritschii xx (11:25:45 PM): yes he can
rawritschii xx (11:25:48 PM): he'll find ways
Daitensukaze (11:25:59 PM): soul rape?
rawritschii xx (11:25:55 PM): feck yeah. -
Ayuuu
2007-09-03 05:08:26
is almost doneeee o3o
and back to school on tuesday ToT - ToT 2007-09-02 01:58:43 EVERYONE IS FACE RAPIN BOOMI<3!
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I blame Koop
2007-08-25 20:07:55
Battousainaruto (4:59:49 PM): look at my org avatar >.>
rawritschii xx (4:59:54 PM): i saw
Battousainaruto (4:59:58 PM): hahha
rawritschii xx (5:00:01 PM): my name has been face raped
Battousainaruto (5:00:06 PM): basically
rawritschii xx (5:00:10 PM): WHY
rawritschii xx (5:00:11 PM): lol
Battousainaruto (5:00:19 PM): i reallly don't know
rawritschii xx (5:00:30 PM): i blame koop
Battousainaruto (5:00:31 PM): just thought i'd do it
Battousainaruto (5:00:33 PM): yes
Battousainaruto (5:00:34 PM): koop
rawritschii xx (5:00:35 PM): i blame koop so much..
rawritschii xx (5:00:37 PM): i drew a pic of him
rawritschii xx (5:00:40 PM): =
Battousainaruto (5:00:42 PM): lmao
rawritschii xx (5:00:53 PM): see
ATTENTION (5:01:00 PM): Transfer complete: ITSKOOPLAWL.png.
Battousainaruto (5:01:07 PM): oh wow
Battousainaruto (5:01:09 PM): thats good
rawritschii xx (5:01:12 PM): i kno rite
Battousainaruto (5:01:20 PM): u even added in triangles some how
rawritschii xx (5:01:22 PM): it pwns the mona lisa
rawritschii xx (5:01:25 PM): xD
Battousainaruto (5:02:12 PM): pretty much huh
rawritschii xx (5:02:17 PM): indeed -
Leavin!
2007-08-10 06:42:25
Imma goin to Anime Evolution and ill be out of town from the 11th until the 21st. Ill be spending a majority of tomorrow packing, so i wont be on for quite some time. I have very limited computer access where im going so imma disappear for a while.
bii org <3
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