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2008-03-06 15:15:29
A parrot eated my pants.
Mwaha see it wasnt me this time ;P - 2008-03-05 16:06:15 so i had this bowl of popcorn see and i swallowed a giant handfull of it and then i ended up choking because the ball was so enormous it popped out the back of my neck so my homie G next to me says wussat giant tumor comin out of yo neck and i was like FECKIN RETARD GET THIS FECKIN POPCORN OUT BEFORE I FECKIN DIE and of course yo i couldnt talk wit all this popcorn in my throat so im like coughing out bananas and this guy is like dude bananas are totally coming out of your mouth feckin sweet and i was about to pummel him with a banana but i collapsed unconsciously onto the floor but luckily i was conscious while i was unconscious so my homie G was like oh mah feckin gawd my homie F is totally gonna die on me i better do that mouth to mouth thing so he like totally comes up to my face and i was conscious while i was unconscious right so i was like YO AINT GONNA DO DAT TO MY FACE OH NO U DINT so i leapt up and gave him a headbutt moar like a skull bash kinda like wut em pokemon do and my homie G is like FECKING OW PAIN ARGH FECK turns out i broke his jaw so he was in dire pain and normally i would assist him through this crisis but i was choking on a ball of popcorn that was jabbed outside of my neck and i was conscious while i was unconscious so my homie G is lyin there on the floor unconsious and naturally i dont give him mouth to mouth cause he broke his feckin jaw so i decide to call 911 but sadly i did not know the number for 911 so i dialed the number 911 and i got this operator chick on the other line who said who be this and i said my friend broke his feckin jaw and im chokin on this big giant ball of popcorn which has stabbed through my neck and i am conscious while i am unconscious and i need the number for 911 and the lady was like ok dont worry ill look up the number for 911 right awai and i was like straight up so she finally got the number and said k the first digit is 9 and then 1 and i was totally like WHOA DUDE LADY MANCHICK PERSON SLOW DOWN IM NOT EINSTEIN HERE JUST DUMB IT DOWN FOR ME A BIT i need sum writin tools so i run out into the kitchen and unfortunately my dog ate all of the pens so i had to grab a strawberry from the kitchen and write the number on the wall so i return to this lady on the phone and i told her i was ready so she said rly slowly the numbers and i wrote them on the wall so i was like thank u so much lady chick sir maam and she was like go suck a cock and i said do cocks lay eggs and then she hung up so then i was about to dial 911 but the writing on the wall with the strawberry evaporated or somethin so i completely forgot the number so i fell through the heating vent and landed in a giant bucket.
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2008-03-04 15:28:56
my teacher isnt here in my class o_O
all the students are here but the teacher hasnt shown up yet.
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2008-02-28 19:52:29
mah mp3 player fell into a puddle today =|
It got clogged up and shet and the buttons wouldnt work and the volume control was fecked up and then it kept flickering and making weird noses. It wouldnt turn off so i had to take out the battery (which was drenched) so i had no music for the rest of my boring classes ;__;
but when i got home i replaced the batteries and now it works. Quite ironic, especially considering the fact it was sunk in a pretty big puddle for a good 2-3 minutes.
Figures, when your mp3/ipod falls out of your pocket, its always in the ONE area with a giant puddle xP -
JCAs > VCAs, nuff said
2008-02-25 03:35:42
rawritschii xx (12:20:41 AM): at least Spoil didnt win best lip sync.
Atom is OK (12:20:42 AM): I definitely didn't get why I won most helpful.
Atom is OK (12:20:47 AM): heh yeah
rawritschii xx (12:21:13 AM): i wouldve thrown my computer out the window along with my box of pepsi. =|
Atom is OK (12:21:51 AM): Well the computer, no no. but the pepsi would've been fine. Since Coke is obviously the only cola beverage that 0you should even have in the first place.
rawritschii xx (12:22:04 AM): o ew not coke.
rawritschii xx (12:22:07 AM): Pepsi > Coke
Atom is OK (12:22:14 AM): :O
Atom is OK (12:22:15 AM): ...
Atom is OK (12:22:20 AM): I don't think we can be friends. :|
rawritschii xx (12:22:25 AM): pity.
rawritschii xx (12:22:32 AM): how do you deny the awesomeness of pepsi?
Atom is OK (12:22:46 AM): :|
Atom is OK (12:22:55 AM): Well, lets see
rawritschii xx (12:22:56 AM): o come on
Atom is OK (12:22:58 AM): 1. Coke is amazing
rawritschii xx (12:23:01 AM): lies.
Atom is OK (12:23:02 AM): 2. See #1
rawritschii xx (12:23:05 AM): liar.
Atom is OK (12:24:09 AM): *shakes head*
rawritschii xx (12:24:25 AM): you've been brainwashed by the coke.
Atom is OK (12:24:39 AM): More like
rawritschii xx (12:24:45 AM): have some pepsi to get rid of the taintedness
Atom is OK (12:24:49 AM): SAVED by the Coke
rawritschii xx (12:24:52 AM): LIAR
rawritschii xx (12:25:01 AM): THE COKE HAS BETRAYED YOU
rawritschii xx (12:25:03 AM): TURN TO PEPSI
Atom is OK (12:27:58 AM): so Pepsi girl
Atom is OK (12:27:59 AM): beta?
rawritschii xx (12:28:17 AM): oh pssh way to change the subject
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rawritschii xx (12:23:24 AM): Yueeeeee
rawritschii xx (12:23:30 AM): Brad is denying the awesomeness of pepsi.
rawritschii xx (12:23:32 AM): DO SOMETHING
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