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Entry 4: DY-NO-MITE!!!
2005-06-23 23:44:19
And the battle rages on! as the anti and pro-gun... people continue skirmishing! Wanna see? Go to: http://canieatit.cjb.net Click on the "Chatter" Sub-Directory, and Click on "Gun Crime". It's pretty much those two and me, with those two ignoring almost anything I say. :P Fine. I don't need you. When the world ends, don't come crawling to me asking for my secret immortality potion...'cause I have it, you know. My opinion? Guns are for women and fat cops. As long as we got fists, we don't need guns to settle civil disputes...Unless you don't have hands...Then you could use a gun...If you can figure a way to pull the trigger... :P
Anyway, I sit here with a badly cut hand, bandaged in a towel used to dry dishes, typing this for you to read. See how much I care? Now, if you would kindly donate to the James Needs Your Money Fund, you would be remembered and looked upon as a hero by all seven people who know me... or not. Maybe I'd just send you a "Thanks." card. Not "Thank You", because those cost seven-teen cents extra. :P Anyway, my hand was cut because I was trying to help get the cat sprayed with a flea-killer and things went awry, so if you're not interested in my fund, then at least show some pennies. Did I say pennies? I meant pity. :P
Today was a pretty average day considering we had VBS all this week. It was also a very lame day.. I was up 'till 'bout 5-somethin' A.M. last night, so I slept 'till four, 'cause I ain't got summer school this time. :P King of the Hill is the awesomest show that comes on in the afternoons, and I get cranky if they don't play it. I mean, how can FOX play Fear Factor and totally disregard KotH? I guess this is the best time of my generation, where the gas prices are higher than junkies on Elm Street, we're at war because our president is paranoid, and people are paying $50.00 a month to see college-dropouts eat bull nuts and stick their heads in tanks full of a creatue they've never heard of before for $50,000. Which is kinda sad, 'cause there's a show that gives away a million bucks to any sucker who can get 15 questions right. I'll admit, some are hard, but at least the questions up to the $1000 dollar mark are relatively easy and if you get past that wrong, you don't feel like a sucker with some unknown substance in your hair and ears. And why does he say "Fear is evidently not a factor for you."? THat is so lame. Sticking your body parts in strange place or eating strange things doesn't incite fear, it just shows you are a very stupid person. At the most it incites nausea, but not fear. You want fear, you stick five people in an unlit labyrinth on one end and stick a crazy, blind motherfucker with a huge axe on the other end and tell them to go. That is fear. "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING?" Don't tell her she's not supposed to yell. Or talk. Or stomp when she's running, because he sees via his hearing. Let her figure it out. Well, I know it's awfully mean, but at least we didn't attach cheese to her. If we could do this, it would dramatically decrease the population of stupid people. But whatever. They want buffalo balls or foreign roaches, give it to 'em. Well, 'till next time.
Mr. T says: DON'T DO DRUGS!
Child says: I hate you, Mr. T!
Mr. T says: I DON'T CARE WHATCHU' HATE, FOOL! NOW EATCHO' GREENS SO YOU CAN GROW UP TO BE SKRONG AND HELFY, LIKE ME! -
Entry 3: Ch3Ck 0ut th1s Ph4t 13wt! Part II:To Pee or Not to Pee...On the Grass. That is the Question.
2005-06-22 22:31:26
Wow, I can't believe I'm actually getting hits! W00t or whatever you say. I dunno, I'm not big on the internet lingo like everbody else is. I have no idea who came up with it, but they should be shot. Hm...shot...That reminds me. There's an interesting situation on another forum site I've been frequenting lately.
It's quite amusing, actually. It's between an anti-gun and pro-gun member. It started off as a link to a quiz on Quizzilla (or however you spell it) titled "What Gun Are You?" Now I advise you, if you ever happen to see this quiz, disregard it, as it doesn't make much sense, and was most likely created by a redneck or a thirteen year-old with an obsession with guns. Anyway, it's not a very big community, so everyone knows everyone... and most of us are connected only on one base factor (the subject on which the forum is based.) Anyway, it started fair enough, with everyone telling what gun they got. I'm lazy and I don't know exactly how it formed to what it is, but they got in some big arguement over whether guns are good or bad, whether guns raise or lower the crime rate, etc, etc...You get it. Anyway, they keep switching topics and stuff, talking about completely off the wall things. The pro-gun guy told the patient readers of the board (made up mostly of me, him, and the anti-gun guy) a story. The story goes a bit like this (I copy and pasted):
"Let me tell you a story. When I was in 6TH graade, some redneck hick in Mississippi threatened me with a gun in an argument. It was a black pistol; it looked like a Berretta, but I am not sure. Anyways, he waspointing it at me and actually pulled the trigger while it was in my direction. If the gun had been loaded, I would have been shot. Hoever, I do not blame guns for his reckless behavior. I do not hold grudges againt pieces of metal for the misdeeds of their owners. "
What? Okay, I've only got one problem with this story. I don't know how things work in Mississippi, but here, if you're in an arguement so bad that the person you're against pulls a GUN on you, someone's going to take notice, and it usually get's broken up before this could happen. If that gun was out long enough for this particular guy give it a possible identification, something was wrong. Either he was surrounded by a bunch of oblivious morons, or he was arguing in a remote place. Now I don't claim to be very bright, but I'm not gonna argue about sh*t when someone ain't around to see me, certainly not in a remote place. But maybe I've got it all wrong. I dunno, but I'm getting lazy again. And look at that: I didn't even talk about what I said I would. Oh well. As usual, here's some advice from THE ONE AND ONLY!: LITTLE CHILDREN SHOULDN'T USE FOUL LANGUAGE!
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Entry 3: Ch3Ck 0ut th1s Ph4t 13wt!
2005-06-22 13:07:37
After sleeping on it, I no longer bear the grudge I did yesterday, and after looking at what I said...I think I did go a bit overboard.-_-' Anyway...
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I decided to check off the "Display My Donation Status" in my profile window and it says "Total Leech." I must say, this couldn't be more correct. Though I, in fact, would like to donate, the fact is, my budget (if you can call randomly given money a budget) will not permit me to give money to anything. $5 would be good for me, but most of my money is actually items, in other words "I don't pay for myself." But whatever. I'd like to donate so much 'cause this site's cost has to be off the wall with all those megabytes. <(- -<) <(- -)> (>- -)>
I'd like to think that I logged on during some type of "prime time" 'cause my downloads aren't doing ANYTHING. Maybe it's 'cause I'm a total leech? I dunno, but I'm getting lazy now, so I'll finish this later today in my first II Part entry!!! (Yeah, like you care.) -
Entry 2: If It Looks Like Crap, Smells Like Crap, Tastes Like Crap, and Sounds Like Crap, Then It's Probably a Pop-Punk Band
2005-06-22 01:58:10
Is it me or is the world over-run with fucking morons? Pardon my French, but I am really tired of stupid people. "Well, James," you might say, "What kind of stupid people are you tired of?" And I would respond: posers. Yes, posers: the lowest form of life next to a child molester and Dungeons and Dragons fanboys. I grow weary of trying to separate myself from the posers, but they are like a disease, seeping and invading everything they can get their grubby hands on. My favorites of unfavorites are the Goths. For the uninformed, Goths are those lame people who wear black EVERYTHING. Shirt, shoes, socks, pants, panties (since virtually all Goths are gay anyway (literally, they are really gay, not in the put-down sense, but the lifestyle sense) they have no such thing as boxers), necklaces, nails, hair (for those not naturally brunette) and all seven-thousand of their body-piercings. Goths sh*t black poo. Black, black, black. So if you are in public, wearing black, old people think you're satanic and stray away from you, teeny-boppers think you're cool and want to perform sexual deeds for you even though they all practically have AIDS and are about as interesting as Richard Simmons giving a lecture on nutrition, and the people who really matter think you're the lamest person in the world. Black people (of the "gangsta" generation) think you're satanic as well and spend their time asking you stupid fucking questions like "What's the name of your god?" and "Why do you dress that way?" and Hispanics won't even look at you twice.
SIDE NOTE: I'm not trying to appear racist here, as white people can be dumb, and often times dumber fucks than foreigners. I've got no issue with foreigners because my favorite foods consist of tacos and eggrolls, (well, anything Chinese, really) and most foreigners are easier to get along with than normal Americans. I'm not 100% American either anyway, as my great-grandmother was a full-blooded Italian, though if I remove my glasses you would often find people asking me if I'm Chinese or Japanese.
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My main point is that I wish everyone would get a clue. I know I've cursed openly quite a bit more than I should, but these things annoy me greatly. Back to the topic, however, if you see someone wearing a black shirt and black pants, do not immediately pass judgement on them and label them "Gothic", even though the current teen world has some stupid-ass fascination with the Goth lifestyle, true Goths will not bother with your time, they rarely have friends, and they do not say stupid shit like "I want to go to Hell so I can be the Devil's gay lover." (Yes, I have known someone to say this.) In fact, Goths will rarely talk to you at all. They have no care what your opinion is of them, and will not waste their time listening to you talk about your opinion of them. So if you know someone who is a poser-Goth, let them down and hard. If you are unsure, symptoms are as follows:
Poser: reads lame poetry about how hard their life is or about something overly dramatic.
The Real Thing:Will not read you ANY poetry that he or she may have unless you are VERY close to them. (This means you know how many times a day they sh*t.)
Poser: likes to pretend everything is their fault and often contemplates suicide subconsciously but instead cuts themself like a sissy.
The Real Thing: knows what is his or her fault and carrys a heavy burden that they know not even suicide can mend. does not try to add to the burden by acting like a ninny when every little bad thing happens. (this is because a true Goth is only so due to a very dramatic, often tragic event in his or her life. that is why not just anyone can be one.)
Well, I've spent too much time going on and on, so I'll just carry all my next thoughts over to my next entry. Hope to see you then! Once again, a word to the wise: STAY IN SCHOOL, CHILDREN! or I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T STAY IN SCHOOL!
'Till next time! -
Entry 1: Intercourse Doesn't Necessarily Mean Sex
2005-06-21 02:21:22
Wow. Over a year and I didn't even notice I had this feature. If you're counting those two months my account had some validation problems and the three months I forgot about AMV completely. -_-' Yes, I know, I am a lame person. Anyway, if you notice any grammatical errors, please notify me. I'm anal retentive about that stuff. Note: I am too lazy to proofread.
Uslnes I'm diong tihs. Wnoedr why you can tlel waht I'm syanig? Me too. Fro tohse who konw why, pealse sikp to the dtteod lnie. For tohse who dno't konw why... Well you're sh*t outta luck.
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Anyway, I'm really in to dance/trance music and heavy metal/punk rock, though for some reason my punk rock tastes have started to fade and be replaced with my dance tastes. I dunno. Whatever. I (obviously) love anime, (it's ah-nee-may; fricking noobs) but, being in a predominately urban cultured city, anime is a special treat to come by. Our local bookstore has manga (mohn (like mom with an n, but don't pronounce the h too hard)-guh). Wow, i just used parentheses inside parentheses.Anyway, like most anime fans, I am really big into videogames, and like most anime fans, I really like RPGs. Unlike most anime fans, however, I think FFX and FFIX suck due to lack of originality. Don't even ask about X-2. Anyway, I'm short on time, so tune in next time to see me kick a**, take names, and criticize gays in the midst of it all. (Kidding, kidding. Gays are fun! I don't agree with them, but they are human too. Oh look at that, I already took care of that it seems.)
Being the finale, I figured I'd leave you with words of advice from the greatest advice-giver of our time: Mr. T!
Mr. T says: TREAT 'CHO MAMA RIGHT, FOOL!
See ya next time!
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