- 2005-02-03 02:27:31 THE LACK OF SUBSTANCE IN THIS JOURNAL CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HEAD EMPTY. IDEAS BLANK. PREMIERE PRO SUCKS. DAVE ATTELL IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I FORGET HOW DRUNK I SOUND AND HOW RBOKEN MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS. BROKEN BROKEN BROKEN. WHEN YOU HAVE A HANGNAIL, LEAVE IT ALONE, DO NOT PEEL IT. PEELING HANGNAILS CAUSES THE DEATH OF KITTENS. YOU LOVE KITTENS, DON'T YOU? AND CHILDREN? WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO ARE YOU NOT TO LIKE CHILDREN? LISTEN TO THAT LITTLE SIXTH SENSE SHIT TRYING TO ACT ALL TOUGH NOW. IN FIVE MORE YEARS HE WILL STAR IN A PORNO WITH THE OLSEN TWINS. THERE ARE MORE HOLES IN MY FINGERS THAN THERE ARE IN YOUR FACE. SENSITIVITY GETS YOU EVERYWHERE. I CAN'T WAIT FOR LINDSEY LOHAN TO REALIZE SHE CAN'T SING. OTAKON WILL BE FUN. WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK NOT WoRKING. OH IT STARTED WORKING AGAIN how happy life is, yes funny.
- 2004-07-14 18:46:12 Journal Journal.
- 2004-07-11 21:58:36 Journal.
- You you you you you. 2003-11-06 18:39:11 You you you, you you you you. Any time you see the word "you" in a journal entry, just think of it as the word, "Mommahootenanny." That will help the post seem less intimidating. Who am I? I don't think *you* should give a rat's ass. See how easy that is?
- 2003-10-02 20:14:20 Typos suck.
JOURNAL: gambitt (Jeff Heller)
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