JOURNAL: Alternababe (Sabrina )

  • 4031 hits 2007-12-12 17:30:08 Here's a story I wrote between the time I wrote my last journal entry and now. I might turn it in for a grade, or I might not. Depends on if I can think of anything better. So far, all I got is a dog that must decide between eating dog food or a giant bag of chocolate coins. Based on a true story. This story that I've actually written is based on the Nintendo wii.

    Lady and the tiger story

    this is the story of a mii trapped in a world not of his creation, faced with a terrible choice. his name is paul mccartney. his fate will be decided by two people, playing a game with his life.

    eric; check out this awesome new game i got for the wii

    sabrina; what is it?

    eric; it's called choices. you take one of your miis and make it make a choice between two choices

    sabrina; that's stupid. let's play katamari damacy

    eric; no!

    paul mccartney; i hear voices..

    sabrina; did you hear that?

    eric; yeah, i thought i heard something. wtf?

    paul mccartney; hello?

    sabrina; it spoke.

    eric; wtf? seriously, wtf?

    sabrina; cool. hello, little mii. i'm going to pick you up with the cursor now *does so*

    eric; no, don't do that.

    paul; ah-h!

    sabrina; he made a noise!

    eric; hheh heh

    sabrina; let's make him dance

    eric; oh, let's not

    paul; is that you, spirit in the sky?

    sabrina; oooo, lets make him decide between bringing george and john back to life and world peace

    eric; that's an easy choice. world peace.

    sabrina; *sets up game*

    eric; ok little paul, here's how it's going to work. behind door 1 are your dead buddies. behind door 2 is world peace. now pick.

    paul; that's a terrible choice to make. why would you do this to me?

    sabrina; just pick your buddies. then we can have 3 players and do wii play sports. won't that be fun?

    eric; just pick world peace and get it over with

    sabrina; noooo! you must unlock the secret, awesome beatles playable characters.

    eric; c'mon, compared to world peace, that's just stupid.

    paul; i certainly would like to see my mates again, but world peace is what beatles music is all about. couldn't i just open both doors?

    eric; that would totally eliminate the point of the game. you have to make a choice.

    paul; could u help me decide, then? I dunno which door to choose

    sabrina; let's open the doors and see what's behind them!

    eric; alright, just hold the trigger button down, and i'll put my cursor over little paul's eyes so he can't see what's behind the doors.

    ****a few seconds later*****

    sabrina; oooooo, go with door 2! it's so cool, with sugary goodness!

    eric; do not go in there! it's dark and scary and something very bad will happen

    paul; what's behind door 2 now?

    sabrina; candy mountain!

    eric; there's not really a candy mountain. she just wants you to think that so-

    sabrina; nooooO!! you must journey to candy mountain, paul

    paul; first tell me what was behind door 1

    eric; ooo, it was very nice

    sabrina; it was kinda boring. hurry up so we can go outside for a walk.

    paul; i'd like to go on a walk

    sabrina; how about you just, ya know, stay inside the game console, hmm?

    eric; yeah, you're not a tamagotchi

    paul; i think i'm ready to decide now. i choose candy mountain!

    sabrina; weeee!

    *door 2 opens*

    voice: you have chosen to play katamari damacy. have a nice day.

    paul; now this seems like a nice game. it kinda reminds me of being high on magic mushrooms. you can just relax, and play it.....

    eric; see, world peace is the better option after all.

    sabrina; i'm gonna roll the biggest katamari ever! first i will roll the band-aids, then the game tiles, then the black toys, then the multi-colored toys, then the small turtles, then the larger turtles, then the children, then the kappas......

    The End
     
  • 4026 hits 2007-12-12 16:42:46 Got 1 final in, still working on 2 more. Gah. Who'd of thunk that gangster films could be so boring? I have to write about A History of Violence. ATM, I'm in bed with Eric, reading class notes on his laptop while he plays Mass Effect. I prefer Beautiful Katamari, Oh, how I wish my work was done so I could do that. Or something.

    Now, I'm going to take a break from research & write stories for my story writing class. It's weird that my fave class is also the one I'm most behind in. Perhaps I'm a glutton for punishment. 
  • 3999 hits 2007-12-04 14:44:19 TOday is starting slowly. I got a guy maybe coming to buy my old printer. It'll be nice to get rid of that thing once & for all. I got a bunch of other chores to do, too. I gotta finish my essay, find out about jury duty (yeah, rite!), dispute my parking ticket, register to be an egg donor, hopefully do a phone interview for a job selling dildos....

    CraP! I feel like there's something else....

    Oh! email donna 'bout spring classes! I better do that rite now!!!

    I knew this thing would help me remember :) 
  • 3985 hits 2007-11-24 21:20:35 I started watching futari wa pretty cure yesterday. The plot exists to sell toy cell phones that he girls use to fight evil. It has the plot that every show from pokemon to danny phantom has done, and done better. The saving grace is the cute character design (Is o want to cosplay as cure white). The fight scene coreogrsaphy isn't bad either. I wish I had more to wrtie about..

    Oh! I've started a new short story. I think I'll make it into a furry webcomic. I'm tired of editing my Nami video in after effects, & reading other furry comics has given me inspiration. I've finished Better Days & Entre Nous, & gotten started on Carpe Diem and Vinci & Arty. Wish I had a tablet pc, but as soon as I feel better, I'm going to try skething the characters I've written.  
  • 3957 hits 2007-11-17 18:10:33 Download my new video here:
    http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=152621

    Do it now. 
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