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2002-09-16 22:40:05
:o
I think LoserBar might be coming to AWA...?
God. Just when I thought I'd already met everybody I talked to online, lots and lots of folks are going to show up at AWA already.
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2002-09-16 17:12:35
Doug: Wait... you claimed head of household?!
Me: Yeah, it says to check that if you're the only income earner in your house, and well, I am.
Doug: Uh oh... That's if you have dependents.
Me: ARGH! Why doesn't it just say that, then?!
Doug: It's implied in the previous passages.
Me: Maybe I'd understand these forms better if they were written in a more easily understandable way. Like, say, Klingon.
Doug: Hey, *I* understand it.
Me: That's because you're an alien, Doug.
Doug: Hey, I'm not the one who owes $800 in additional taxes.
Me: Fuckery fuckdoodle barbecue fuckbun. -
2002-09-16 12:05:31
Brett (holding a cinnamon roll): Speaking of Bill Clinton...
Me: Can I have a bite?
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Brett: Well, I don't really want to make that joke around you. It's pretty wrong.
Me: Brett... how long have you known me?
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Me: See, I'd like to get married sometime soon, but...
Don: Ahh, yer gonna pull the old bait and switch? Act like a cool person and then turn into a raging bitch once he marries you?
Me: Yeah, I was thinking about it. Either that or make him a test subject in my secret underground lab.
Don: Good call. But what if he's into that kind of stuff?
Me: Hell, that's even better. He can have the spare key. As long as he doesn't mess with the de-big-u-lator.
Don: Or the flux capacitor.
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Me: *sniff* Do you smell that? ... something smells like deodorant.
Alex: That's like saying something looks invisible.
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2002-09-12 15:59:53
"If there were ever a "training course" for people to use the Internet, I'd have Lowtax of SA.com teach the "netiquette" courses.
Mostly in the manner of a Marine drill instructor. With a lot more playground humor. "
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2002-09-11 16:29:07
Link. It's about babies.
http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html
"So she can move. We have to babyproof the house. Fuck.
But what key bit of human heritage she has claimed this week? Now, she can grab objects. She can see objects, reach for them (very slowly and carefully), and grasp them in her little hands. She is now only tiny steps from being able to wield a fork and jam it into a power outlet to try to dig the candy out.
All she has to learn to do now is talk, and she will have fully earned her social security number. She'll be a full human, and we can no longer put her in a cardboard box, set her in front of the supermarket, and give her away like a puppy. ("We'd really like her to end up on a farm.")
Actually, I forgot one step in the picking objects up process. What she actually does is see an object, reach for it, grab it, and then jam it into her mouth. This is totally stereotypical baby behavior, and I love it. It's like living with a tiny Homer Simpson."
Hilarious.
Remind me to get my tubes tied.
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