JOURNAL: odian0 (Matt O'Neill)

  • you racist, you 2005-04-24 21:47:23 Princeton:
    You're a little bit racist.

    Kate Monster:
    Well, you're a little bit too.

    Princeton:
    I guess we're both a little bit racist.

    Kate Monster:
    Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

    Princeton:
    But I guess it's true.

    Kate Monster:
    Between me and you, I think

    Both:
    Everyone's a little bit racist
    Sometimes.
    Doesn't mean we go
    Around committing hate crimes.
    Look around and you will find
    No one's really color blind.
    Maybe it's a fact
    We all should face
    Everyone makes judgments
    Based on race.

    Both:
    Everyone's a little bit racist
    Today.
    So, everyone's a little bit racist
    Okay!
    Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
    But you laugh because
    They're based on truth.
    Don't take them as
    Personal attacks.
    Everyone enjoys them -
    So relax!

    Kate Monster:
    You're a little bit racist.

    Gary Coleman:
    Well, you're a little bit too.

    Princeton:
    We're all a little bit racist.

    Gary Coleman:
    I think that I would
    Have to agree with you.

    Princeton/Kate Monster:
    We're glad you do.

    Gary Coleman:
    It's sad but true!
    Everyone's a little bit racist -

    All right!

    Kate Monster:
    All right!

    Princeton:
    All right!

    Gary Coleman:
    All right!
    Bigotry has never been
    Exclusively white

    All:
    If we all could just admit
    That we are racist a little bit,
    Even though we all know
    That it's wrong,
    Maybe it would help us
    Get along.

    Kate:
    Everyone's a little bit racist.

    Brian:
    I'm not!

    Princeton:
    Oh no?

    Brian:
    Nope!

    How many Oriental wives
    Have you got?

    Princeton:
    Brian, buddy, where you been?
    The term is Asian-American!

    Christmas Eve:
    I know you are no
    Intending to be
    But calling me Oriental -
    Offensive to me!

    Christmas Eve:
    Yes, I know.
    The Jews have all
    The money
    And the whites have all
    The power.
    And I'm always in taxi-cab
    With driver who no shower!

    Princeton:
    Me too!

    Kate Monster:
    Me too!

    Gary Coleman:
    I can't even get a taxi!

    All:
    Everyone's a little bit racist
    It's true.
    But everyone is just about
    As racist as you!
    If we all could just admit
    That we are racist a little bit,
    And everyone stopped being
    So PC
    Maybe we could live in -
    Harmony!

    Christmas Eve:
    Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist! 
  • testing, testing, one two three.... 2005-04-22 19:29:07 hey, you? yeah, pay attention:

    BUY THE "AVENUE Q" SOUNDTRACK!

    yeah, it's that good. buy it now. 
  • another week has killed me 2005-04-18 20:11:25 yes, it's true, another week has passed. and what have i accomplished in this week? next to nothing. i think i might have accomplished sleep. yes, i slept a lot this weekend. which is rare for me. i never sleep this much, i didn't even wake until 1:30 p.m. today. okay, week rundown time:

    monday - nothing
    tuesday - hung out with eric
    wednesday - hung out with elisa
    thursday - hung out with lauren
    friday - hung out with debbie
    saturday - hung out with elisa
    sunday - hung out with john

    and tomorrow my sister comes home from her two week stay with her brother! yay! i miss her, seeing as how she's one of the few sane ones left in this house. well, possibly the only sane one. i know i'm too far one to be sane, and my mom is pretty insane too. i guess my dad might be kinda sane, but he's still got his issues. i think my sis might be the only one who isn't in mental breakdown. and even she might be, but she's quieter about it then we are.

    oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JENNA! she's 21 today, which rocks.

    hung out with john tonight, which was awesome because i never get to see him. our chedules never collide, so when they do i try to hang out with him. heh, drove around, went to Fun and Games (an arcade), watched "I (heart) Huckabees" and played chess. and as always, he kicked my ass at chess. oh, and i borrowd "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" from him, so i can read it before the movie comes out. or, at leats before i see the movie. i've wanted to read the books for a while now, but the impending movie has pushed me to actually borrow and read them.

    plans for upcoming week:

    monday - get sarah
    tuesday through frinday - implode

    ttyl humanoids, if i live that long... 
  • wonder wonder wonder, whats in a wonder ball 2005-04-11 22:21:21 one f*cked week if i ever had one. let's begin:

    (01) - monday - vomits, lots
    (02) - go to every doctor known to humans
    (03) - find i can't return to work for a week, fook

    (04) - tuesday - more hospital, i needed x-rays and bloodwork done

    (05) - wednesday - thursday - nothing

    (06) - eric and i leave for NY
    (07) - our train screws up, we're stuck and miss our bus
    (08) - we catch the next bus and arrive in NY an hour + late
    (09) - we wander the city

    (10) - saturday - we don't sleep
    (11) - wander the streets of NY with britt
    (12) - we watch the sunrise in central park
    (13) - sleep happens (an hour and a half for me)
    (14) - eric and i watch "igby goes down" - very dark
    (15) - we see Sin City - excellent movie
    (16) - more boredom, wandering continues
    (17) - comedy show, pretty funny, but the woman was lame
    (18) - i crash by 1 a.m.

    (19) - sunday - eric and i wake, we leave
    (20) - catch the first bus home
    (21) - catch the next train home
    (22) - i make it home (7:00)
    (23) - i can't stand home and i go to Debbie's (9:20)
    (24) - sleep at Debbie's

    (25) - monday - at work presently

    woo, a strange weekend. but it was fun, and seeing britt rocks ever so much. i miss her. already. damn. i also picked up a bunch of movies ^_^ they are: "ren and stimpy holiday special", "slayers", "battle royale" and "battle royale 2". heh, fun fun fun. uhh, other then that we ate a lot, slept a bunch, spent a total of 8 hours on a goddamn bus, and peeded due to too much coffee. yeah, NY.... a hell of a town.

    ttyl humanoids, if i live that long... 
  • announcement 2005-04-04 18:52:41 ATTENTION WORLD:

    I AM TERRIBLY SICK RIGHT NOW. *COUGH COUGH* DO NOT APPROACH ME UNLESS YOU DESIRE TO BE OF THE COUGHY TOO! *HACK HACK* I SHALL RETURN WHEN I FEEL SLIGHTLY BETTER AND / OR CAN MANAGE TO KILL A HUMAN AGAIN. *WHEEZE* GOODNIGHT. 
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