Let's play a more amusing game for opinions - Worst Answer

[inthesto]

Okay, I realized the last one wasn't all that cool, and came up with a better idea. Here's how it's going to work: I'm going to ask a question, and you have a day to answer it. The catch is that you have to give the worst answer you possibly can. At the end of the day, I'm going to pick out the answer I deem to be the most amusing, and give an opinion to that user. If I find more than one sufficiently funny, I might give more than one opinion, or leave awesome QCs to runner-ups. If nobody is funny, nobody gets an op. Clear? Okay, here's the first question:

What event is commonly attributed as the spark that started the first World War?

[xnamkcor]

Optimus Prime

[Kevmaster]

ur mum

[Kariudo]

what the heck...I'll give it a shot.

first world war you say?
it never happened, it's just the result of the Geneva convention forcing every child to be taught that there was a first world war in 1914
...*quickly checks the date* whew...I got it right. History isn't really a topic I'm interested in

the real first world war happened in 1939, it was renamed the second world war because by that time the Geneva convention had already phased into the education system.

All of this couldn't happen if there wasn't some kind of event that elevated tension. This particular event was caused by swap gas on venus reflecting the sun's light onto a weather balloon. There happened to be a luncheon where Austrian and Serbian delegates were in attendance, the Serbian delegate was struck by the light reflected from the weather baloon and was hypnotized. From first person accounts of the story, written down on a papyrus scroll to avoid detection, the Serbian delegate said something about the Austrian delegate's nose looking like bratwurst. The Serbian delegate proceded to eat the Austrian delegate's nose, needless to say the Austrian delegate died of shock due to blood loss.
***as a side note, scientists have since been working at area 51 trying to replicate its hypnotic power. They have had some success, but it was the result of an accident that made President Bush think that Iraq had WMD's***

the German delegate, who had unfortunately prepared bratwurst for the luncheon, was blamed for the incident after a mysterious substance was found in the bratwurst. This led the Geneva convention to punish Germany by taking away some land, it was only after the convention that the mysterious substance was found to be some beer that had been trapped inside the bratwurst when they were being prepared...but it was too late to redact the orders.

I wanted to replace bratwurst with sausage in reminiscence of april fools...but you don't cook sausage in beer AFAIK

[omegaevolution]

What event is commonly attributed as the spark that started the first World War?

The birth of Sausages? O:

[usa mimi productions]

a large group of /b/ tards at a 4chan gathering?

[angelx03]

2ch being pissed off at Gainax for Episode 4 of Gurren Laggan. 4chan steps in to piss off 2ch. Epic forum war starts. Hilarity ensues.

[Emotive]

What event is commonly attributed as the spark that started the first World War?

There was no first World War...

[SSJ2Reborn]

Öpööppöd

[CrackTheSky]