Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk
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A little something that happened on page 33 of the Funny Anime Questions Ver.2 thread.
megaman917 wrote:megaman917 wrote:Q: Winry seems to carry the wrench Ed gave her everywhere she goes. When she has no pockets, no purse, no toolbox, etc., where does she keep the damn thing?isudae76 wrote:somone once told me girls hav more hiding places than boysMalificus wrote:Q: Where does Winry keep her wrench? See seems to have instant acess to it even when she wears a miniskirt.*No we have an idea where her secret alchemy bag is.celibi87 wrote:A:She hides in her hidden alchemy bag that she keeps just in case she needs a little "Perk up" in the morning.*
He Said, She Said:
Scenario: Winry has been traveling with Ed and Al for several weeks now. During this time Winry has his hit both Ed and Al several times with her wrench. On a nice Summer day after she hit Ed, while Al was carrying all their stuff, Ed secretly follows her into a dark abandoned alley, finds her behind a dumpster putting her wrench away, and finds out where she's been hiding the damn thing. Ed comes out of hiding and confronts Winry, while she's putting her wrench away.
Q1: What did he say? *along with his reaction*
Q2: What did she say? *along with her reaction*
Q3: What happens next?
EmilLang1000 wrote:A:
Scenario 1[u/]
ED:
WINRY:![]()
ED: Oh, I'm gonna get a lot of mileage outta THIS one...
WINRY: Oh god, please don't tell anybody! I'll do anything!!!
ED: ANY thing?
WINRY: What exactly do you have in mind?
ED: Let's see just how MUCH you like metal... yoiu make me feel good, I make you; equivolent exchange, right?
WINRY: Oh really? You think you can "measure" up?
ED: Let's just say that the "exchange" for the height was a 2-for-one sale so to speak.
(zzzzzzzzzip)
WINRY:![]()
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SCENARIO 2
They left and got into his car
Then they drove away some place real far
ED: No babe, the time has come; how'd you like to have a little fun.
WINRY: If we could only please be on our way, I would not run.
That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to, he had his way
She said let's go, he said
ED: No way. Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way. Come on, babe it'll be okay, if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid.![]()
(Apologies to aielI_Ileia for that; I couldn't resist)
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ok the first one was soooo funny,but the second one is very disgracful! 

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- megaman917
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The second scenario was a reference to this AMV made by aielI_IleiaKagomeSakuraMoon wrote:ok the first one was soooo funny,but the second one is very disgracful!
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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yea well its not funny to the ppl that has happened to!
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- KagomeSakuraMoon
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are you trying to say that ppl aren't raped?! wtf?
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