Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:33 pm

I'll teach another lesson as soon as this thread gets a few more posts.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:51 pm

A little something that happened on page 33 of the Funny Anime Questions Ver.2 thread.

megaman917 wrote:
megaman917 wrote:Q: Winry seems to carry the wrench Ed gave her everywhere she goes. When she has no pockets, no purse, no toolbox, etc., where does she keep the damn thing?
isudae76 wrote:somone once told me girls hav more hiding places than boys

Malificus wrote:Q: Where does Winry keep her wrench? See seems to have instant acess to it even when she wears a miniskirt.
celibi87 wrote:A:She hides in her hidden alchemy bag that she keeps just in case she needs a little "Perk up" in the morning.
*No we have an idea where her secret alchemy bag is. *

He Said, She Said:
Scenario: Winry has been traveling with Ed and Al for several weeks now. During this time Winry has his hit both Ed and Al several times with her wrench. On a nice Summer day after she hit Ed, while Al was carrying all their stuff, Ed secretly follows her into a dark abandoned alley, finds her behind a dumpster putting her wrench away, and finds out where she's been hiding the damn thing. Ed comes out of hiding and confronts Winry, while she's putting her wrench away.

Q1: What did he say? *along with his reaction*
Q2: What did she say? *along with her reaction*
Q3: What happens next?

EmilLang1000 wrote:A:
Scenario 1[u/]

ED:
WINRY:
ED: Oh, I'm gonna get a lot of mileage outta THIS one...
WINRY: Oh god, please don't tell anybody! I'll do anything!!!
ED: ANY thing?
WINRY: What exactly do you have in mind?
ED: Let's see just how MUCH you like metal... yoiu make me feel good, I make you; equivolent exchange, right?
WINRY: Oh really? You think you can "measure" up?
ED: Let's just say that the "exchange" for the height was a 2-for-one sale so to speak.
(zzzzzzzzzip)
WINRY:

SCENARIO 2

They left and got into his car
Then they drove away some place real far
ED: No babe, the time has come; how'd you like to have a little fun.
WINRY: If we could only please be on our way, I would not run.
That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to, he had his way
She said let's go, he said
ED: No way. Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way. Come on, babe it'll be okay, if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid.

(Apologies to aielI_Ileia for that; I couldn't resist)

KagomeSakuraMoon · Post by **KagomeSakuraMoon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:07 pm

ok the first one was soooo funny,but the second one is very disgracful!

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:09 pm

KagomeSakuraMoon wrote:ok the first one was soooo funny,but the second one is very disgracful!

The second scenario was a reference to this AMV made by aielI_Ileia

Tainted_Eden · Post by **Tainted_Eden** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:46 pm

XD That video is great.

KagomeSakuraMoon · Post by **KagomeSakuraMoon** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:52 pm

yea well its not funny to the ppl that has happened to!

amvwizard · Post by **amvwizard** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:21 pm

Edward Elric: My arm and leg arn't the only things on that are hard...

Al Elric: (After Ed says that)

YouTube · Post by **Ileia** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:07 pm

KagomeSakuraMoon wrote:yea well its not funny to the ppl that has happened to!

Yeah. The people that don't exist.

GeneralFlame · Post by **GeneralFlame** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:18 pm

Ed Elric: Dammit! Let me in there! Just for a few seconds! The secret's in there!

KagomeSakuraMoon · Post by **KagomeSakuraMoon** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:15 am

are you trying to say that ppl aren't raped?! wtf?