Free ops if you can guess the answer

JudgeHolden · Post by **JudgeHolden** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:24 pm

Poetry contest: If you can name the author of these poems, then I will op an AMV of yours for FREE!

Poem #1

If I had a shinny gun
I would have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of folk who give me pains

Or had I some poison gas
I would make the moments pass
Bumping off a number
Of people whom I do not love

But I have no lethal weapon
Thus fate our pleasure steps on
So, they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in Hell.

Poem #2

Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramps
Guns aren’t lawful
Nooses give
Gas smell awful
You might as well live

Good luck!
JH

Niotex · Post by **Niotex** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:14 pm

Sounds allot like something a mate of mine wrote but i guese he copy'd it from the net then somewhere =/

Btw i like this concept sadly i dont know my way well enough around this literature =)

Kisanzi · Post by **Kisanzi** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:27 pm

Those would be poems of Dorothy Parker if I'm not mistaken.

JudgeHolden · Post by **JudgeHolden** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:33 pm

We Have a winner! Which Amv would you like me to op?

Kisanzi · Post by **Kisanzi** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:51 pm

I'd like more opinions on my newest action vid here: http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... hp?v=96846

But if you have more of an interest to watch a different vid on my profile then feel free to OP that instead. Just leave an opinion on the one you think you'd be most interested in watching. Thanks! Hurrah for depressing poetry!