AbsoluteDestiny.

Bote · Post by **Bote** » Wed May 12, 2004 6:07 am

Saw a lot of people pimp SRV on some forums I go to, but never wanted to dld it cause of the size. Then someone pimped AMVapp, I dlded it and saw the same name. Dlded SRV finally and realized that he must be among the best creators and if not the best.

godix · Post by **godix** » Wed May 12, 2004 6:12 am

I first met AD in East Germany 1965. He was on the trail of IORBG (International Organization of Really Bad Guys) and had just discovered their plan to hold the world hostage by placing a giant mirror on the moon to focus sunlight into a deadly beam. Some thugs from the IORBG came along and crashed the party we were at. Using me as a hostage they forced him to surrender then they threw us both in a fiendish death trap. Luckly his battery operated razor cufflinks were able to cut both his and my ropes before the water got high enough for the sharks with lasers on their heads get us.

Hmm.. wait a second, now that I think about it that was Roger Moore, not AD. When was it that I met AD? Hmmm.... Oh yeah, now I remember.

I was in some run down piece of shit pub listening to the worse sounding band I had ever heard. Apperently I made my dislike a little to obvious because a member of the band came over and hocked a gob on me. This was my first encounter with AD. I was understandably pissed and told him he should kill that ugly ass girl he was with then himself. It was only later that I realized he really did do exactly what I suggested he do.

Oh, wait, nevermind. That was Sid Vicious. Damnit. Give me a minute, I'll remember when I first heard of AD. Ah, I got it now.

I was at this posh party thrown by Duchess of Some Small Land You've Never Heard Of (you know how those English are about their long ass royal titles) standing in the corner trying to figure out if proper etiquette required eating my caviar with the small salad fork, the big dinner fork, or that little bitty lobster fork when the guys with trumpets all started playing at once. Some old gezer in a suit loudly announced ADs name and in he came. After the formalities were done he started mingling with the party goers and he bumped into me. He asked what I did and I told him the turth, I was slimeball photographer who stalked famous people and made sure they never had a moment of privacy. He said that much be terribly interesting and that I was doing a jolly good job.

No, damnit, that was Prince Charles. Bloody british blokes all look the same to me, keep getting them confused with each other. Ok, I give up, who the hell is this Absolute Destiny guy you all keep talking about?

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed May 12, 2004 7:37 am

AD killed Princess Di

Declan_Vee · Post by **Declan_Vee** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:41 am

First I got some help with a particular effect in the video help forum (VHS-Rewind) Not much later after the release of the implied video I got an email with some advice on audio encoding (Try MPEG layer 2 rather than layer 1)

and being familiar with and having read his friendly audio guide. (aka RADFAG) I made the appropriate changes.
Then I did some reviewing on "Poor Miyasawa" which my computer hated and I had some minor problems that were worked around (I've only just got a new one) and actually... I think I still owe him a review for "Instant Music Video" I'm only what... 2 years late.

Big Big Truck · Post by **Big Big Truck** » Wed May 12, 2004 9:05 am

In 1999 AbsoluteDestiny took out a restraining order on me because I kept sneaking into his house and molesting him in his sleep ;__________;

YOU KNOW WE WERE MEANT TO BE

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed May 12, 2004 9:13 am

oh, aren't all these fake stupid stories hilarious

no

SQ · Post by SQ » Wed May 12, 2004 9:20 am

fyrtenheimer wrote:
SQ wrote:Kamoc just likes making fun of me because Fyrt and I don't get along.
huh? what made you think that?
you're most definitely wrong i think

The whole issue at Demonseal where you said my buck teeth should be a slide. Yeah, I think that's what made me think it.

Joykiller · Post by **Joykiller** » Wed May 12, 2004 10:23 am

SQ wrote:The whole issue at Demonseal where you said my buck teeth should be a slide. Yeah, I think that's what made me think it.
(<---Checkout my bad ass MSPaint skillz son! -JK)

Wow.... You just 'pwn3d' yourself despite the fact the Fyrt gave you an out. That's GOT to be some sort of record...

On a different note, that's the first time I've seen BBT post since I joined. Glad to see that you are still around!!

Pwolf · Post by **Pwolf** » Wed May 12, 2004 1:31 pm

Big Big Truck wrote:In 1999 AbsoluteDestiny took out a restraining order on me because I kept sneaking into his house and molesting him in his sleep ;__________;

YOU KNOW WE WERE MEANT TO BE

ohhh secksey... should've thought of that >.>

Pwolf

Org Profile · Post by **Vlad G Pohnert** » Wed May 12, 2004 2:07 pm

Big Big Truck wrote:In 1999 AbsoluteDestiny took out a restraining order on me because I kept sneaking into his house and molesting him in his sleep ;__________;

YOU KNOW WE WERE MEANT TO BE

Well, could it be we've found the President of the Secret Society of AD

Vlad