Mezzo TV has to be the stupidest thing I've seen

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Mezzo TV has to be the stupidest thing I've seen

Post by DJ_Izumi » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:22 pm

Mezzo Forte wasn't bad, it was pretty cliche being an action OVA, but still not bad. Mezzo TV is this ultra-cheezy animated pile of crap. First of all, we have Mikura, who feels she must run around in a some sort of latex unitard brandishing the logo of their little mercenary group 'Danger Service Agency'. This is of course, perfectly logical. The CIA is well known for ensuring that all their spies carry lots of offical CIA merchandise plastered with the CIA emblem. Police Officers when working undercover are generually issued leather jackets that read 'Smile! You're on Cops!' on the back' and so on.

Now, there's this little problem with physics as well. Mikura can kick any human being threw a brick wall or cement collum, with great ease infact. It's just like playing soccar I imagine. You would think the human body would be weaker then concrete, the body would snap, break and just fall to the ground. Of course not, the concrete breaks, and the human being flies threw. That makes sense, sure.

Gravity is also an interesting subject. Mikura can throw a little girl out of a top story window, then she can rope down to the first floor, run out the door and catch the little girl. Of course. You might think that grabbing the girl, keeping her clung to you and then ropeing down would make sense, you must be a fool.

Explosions of safety. Explosions are Mikura's friend. She falls down from a building, all she has to do fire at an exposed gas line, and the shrapenel laiden fireball then propells her sideways, threw a glass window into safetey. Yes kids, fireballs are you're FRIEND. Go outside and light your parents car on fire, make sure it has a full tank of gas, when it explodes you will be launched threw the air into a building where you will find soft pillows and fluffy marshmellows awaiting you.

Mikura's 12 Guage SPAS-12 shotgun (With no attached stock, since there's no such thing as recoil, it's only a myth) can of course decimate a 2 foot thick concrete collum as well. Granted most level 2 or higher personal bullet proof vests can stop most buckshot, this dosn't mean that massive ammounts of stone can stop it. That'd just make sense.

So basicly, Capt. McTitties shoots, blasts, jumps, and explodes herself into constant safetey, with an ability to move faster then Neo or any Agent. And when not being shot at she simply stuffs her face in an effort to make her chest larger. Essentially, it's an anime version of 'Valerie Iron's Protection' or VIP. (That Pamala Anderson action show)

I ask this of the world. Who the fuck writes this crap? :|
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Post by AtomicWeezleman » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:29 pm

So............... you didnt like it?
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Post by DJ_Izumi » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:30 pm

AtomicWeezleman wrote:So............... you didnt like it?
Oh, real cute. :/
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Post by AtomicWeezleman » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:37 pm

sorry, im in that kind of mood right now (beer + bad take away + no sleep = bastard)

meh, by what you say, it seems a very unrealistic animation....... sure, you could use a fireball to change your direction....... but hey, my arse would be toast, im sure everyone else s would be aswell...........

maybe there are some supper tought brick shit house humans out there, or the wall are really shitty construction........ throught various testing with friend we have found out people mash against wall, rather than go throught them..............

meh, maybe you should write something thats utter bollocks and get an anime made out of it and make money

then you could sell a book

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Post by J-0080 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:40 pm

Sounds spiffy.
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Post by SSJVegita0609 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:50 pm

J-0080 wrote:Sounds spiffy.
Agreed
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Post by Declan_Vee » Sun Jan 11, 2004 10:08 pm

AtomicWeezleman wrote:sorry, im in that kind of mood right now (beer + bad take away + no sleep = bastard)

meh, maybe you should write something thats utter bollocks and get an anime made out of it and make money
I love that mood. Sure why not write something yourself. Oni seems to doing very well with "Unterwassen Schuelerin Arbeitsgruppe" or whatever he ended up calling it.
J-0080 wrote:Sounds spiffy
It sure does.
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Post by angelx03 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 10:18 pm

Well, I've just seen the first episode, and it was pretty bland. Plus most of the stuff DJ Izumi mentioned was questionable. :?
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Post by bazanime » Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:44 pm

sorry, im in that kind of mood right now (beer + bad take away + no sleep = bastard)
seems like most folks in the AMV forums are....permanently!!! :roll:

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Post by DJ_Izumi » Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:46 pm

AtomicWeezleman wrote:meh, maybe you should write something thats utter bollocks and get an anime made out of it and make money

then you could sell a book

My shitty script and how i got filthy rich with it!!!!!!1111!

its a dream
Well, I'm doing something close to that. :)
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