Now, there's this little problem with physics as well. Mikura can kick any human being threw a brick wall or cement collum, with great ease infact. It's just like playing soccar I imagine. You would think the human body would be weaker then concrete, the body would snap, break and just fall to the ground. Of course not, the concrete breaks, and the human being flies threw. That makes sense, sure.
Gravity is also an interesting subject. Mikura can throw a little girl out of a top story window, then she can rope down to the first floor, run out the door and catch the little girl. Of course. You might think that grabbing the girl, keeping her clung to you and then ropeing down would make sense, you must be a fool.
Explosions of safety. Explosions are Mikura's friend. She falls down from a building, all she has to do fire at an exposed gas line, and the shrapenel laiden fireball then propells her sideways, threw a glass window into safetey. Yes kids, fireballs are you're FRIEND. Go outside and light your parents car on fire, make sure it has a full tank of gas, when it explodes you will be launched threw the air into a building where you will find soft pillows and fluffy marshmellows awaiting you.
Mikura's 12 Guage SPAS-12 shotgun (With no attached stock, since there's no such thing as recoil, it's only a myth) can of course decimate a 2 foot thick concrete collum as well. Granted most level 2 or higher personal bullet proof vests can stop most buckshot, this dosn't mean that massive ammounts of stone can stop it. That'd just make sense.
So basicly, Capt. McTitties shoots, blasts, jumps, and explodes herself into constant safetey, with an ability to move faster then Neo or any Agent. And when not being shot at she simply stuffs her face in an effort to make her chest larger. Essentially, it's an anime version of 'Valerie Iron's Protection' or VIP. (That Pamala Anderson action show)
I ask this of the world. Who the fuck writes this crap?
