Heh, looks like Beowulf is just itchin for the Mad Hatter to review one of his AMVs. I've got "Hail To The Theif" on download now, you best hope it's good. While I'm not so weak and simple that I've ever felt the need to just bleat out, "Jo0 is teh sucks!!1!!", I have been known to go pretty badass on a few people on occasion as far as indepth critiquing. I'll be more than honest with you, I'll beat you over your fat head with it while I'm at it. `, )Beowulf wrote: No, I don't think you've ever told someone directly that their videos suck, since you don't seem to have the balls to do that. You'd rather put their video in the "lower editing class" like you demonstrated in a post below.
And yet you left out the parts where I go on to praise OTHER PEOPLE who achieve such advanced editing techniques. What's the matter, you upset cause I think you're a lower class editor? Awww, dats too bad, and with how much you seem to despise me, isn't it interesting how it upsets you so much? ^_^I don't think I have to work too hard to justify this point. Most people seem to think your a condesending asshole.1. Random Cuts, where random video, even if it fits the theme is just slapped in with music, but there's no cohesion or symmetry with the body of the music (lyrics, beat, melody, etc).
2. Flash Bang, where flashes and scene skips are used to forcibly match the animation into the cohesion of the music. A good example is Euphoria.
3. Animated Music, where the animation itself blends into the music, sometimes so seamlessly it's hard to even recognize it's happening. A good example would be my AMV Twist Of. Most people don't even recognize that nearly every explosion, firing of a missile, ship movement, etc is all synchronized into the beat of the music.
I consider the 3rd editing class to be the best. When you can make an AMV that does that, it'll completely change your perspective on everything you've ever seen before. There aren't many examples and a lot of times they get overlooked by people who can't get past Flash Bang effects, but the ones that do exist...simply amazing."
What are you, a newbie around here?You've made 10 videos? Let me see them! Please!
And wouldn't it be grand if just saying that would bring down your magical fairy god mother to wave her lil wand and make it magically come true? As far as pure editing is concerned, neither one of my two videos that you've supposedly seen can really be described as anything short of near perfection in editing. Subjectively they may not float your boat, maybe you don't like an all action AMV, or an uber sickeningly sweet depressing one, but then that's not really something you can critique on.Because Ive seen the two you have listed and they are quite horrid.
Again, easy for you to say, but you can't actually prove it. I mean, seriously, from a pure technical standpoint what is wrong with the editing in either one of the videos? ...waiting...come on now, don't keep us in suspense.If you want to messure dicks, please feel free to download my videos and tell me about them, because I think yours are peices of derivitive shit.
Yes well as easy as it would be to get Phade to take off, oh say this lil gem:Jesus you can't even crack a positive review average when this entire website is inflated 3 points.
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... d_id=24658
(the one with all 1's)
Yeah, it pretty much just justifies my "greatness" when you get right down to it.
Or maybe one or two of them were just lil ass itches like you who got bitter and jealous cause you're an inferior artist. ...just a thought, Cupcake. *shrugs*Maybe the 7 people who you pissed off enough to review your atrocities didn't really appreciate your art.
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... d_id=24658I guess people are just failing to see your brilliance.
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Hrmmm...I seem to be doing pretty good...other than the one disgruntled lil screwball who got smacked real hard in the head with a bit of harsh reality. `, )
Yeah, cause both those videos have been up for more than a month.Maybe the whoppng 650 hits on your entire catalogue could be an indication?
Of course I KNOW where all your opinions and hits are coming from...of course anyone who has enough sense to run a search for Beowulf in the "Opinion Exchange" forums knows, now don't they? ^_^
Where as I on the other hand have only participated in, huh, 4 whole posts in that forum and, huh, every one of them was boastly demanding FREE opinions, too good to even bother exchanging opinions and having to watch other peoples dribble. Heh...and of course I've already managed to rack up 7 of em in under a month, all good except for, well one, and all the while still managing to be an uber arrogant asshole to all the "lessers" like you. ^_^
Ever tried putting in some thought into WHY I act like such an arrogant asshole? I mean I get mostly 9's and 10's on average (aside from one or two pathetics who give me all 1's just to spite me)...can you even BEGIN to imagine what I would get if I was actually NICE to people? *shudder*
What's wrong with my websites? Fuck I wish the damn things would get LESS traffic. My Care Bear site for example is suckin up my bandwidth like there's no tomorrow.Or maybe its your thriving website?
Uh huh, if you were half as stupid as you are, you'd be able to find them yourself without any trouble at all. And as much as I like catering to stupid people...yeah, not really. Yer just some cl00less noob job churning out crap AMV after crap AMV and after another 32% and about 15 minutes of typing, I'll MAKE YOU understand just how pathetic you really are. `, )But please before you respond to me, post your other videos. If their twice as good as the shit I saw, I might be able to watch them stoned for comedic value.
