The official “win a 1night stand with" Mr. Pilkington t

[El Banana]

And we all know what pesistence gets you.

[SS5_Majin_Bebi]

a kick in the nuts as well as a restraining order?

[Mr Pilkington]

Amendments to the rules The rules:

Upon further inspection the following will be tolerated:




You must be of legal consenting age in Georgia (16+)

You mustn’t be allergic to latex, or believe in the "pull out system".

You must still be willing to try or like Wasabi (in bed is negotiable)

You must still stay for the complimentary cuddle afterwards

Finally,
Don’t steal my shit! Unless it's an el cheep-o pair of underthings as a keepsake.

[KhayotiK]

Amendments to the rules The rules:

Upon further inspection the following will be tolerated:




You must be of legal consenting age in Georgia (16+)

You mustn’t be allergic to latex, or believe in the "pull out system".

You must still be willing to try or like Wasabi (in bed is negotiable)

You must still stay for the complimentary cuddle afterwards

Finally,
Don’t steal my shit! Unless it's an el cheep-o pair of underthings as a keepsake.

Pick me!

I'm a cynnical 17 year old male, who likes nothing but anime and masterbation (with the exception of occasional spooning with football players, but even then, they want to be the back spoon... Damn them.)

I like long walks on the beach, flowers, romantic novels with pictures of half naked women, naked women, watching others have sex, and smacking my own testicles with a ping pong paddle.

I'm waiting for your call.

[SS5_Majin_Bebi]

Amendments to the rules The rules:

Upon further inspection the following will be tolerated:




You must be of legal consenting age in Georgia (16+)

You mustn’t be allergic to latex, or believe in the "pull out system".

You must still be willing to try or like Wasabi (in bed is negotiable)

You must still stay for the complimentary cuddle afterwards

Finally,
Don’t steal my shit! Unless it's an el cheep-o pair of underthings as a keepsake.

Pick me!

I'm a cynnical 17 year old male, who likes nothing but anime and masterbation (with the exception of occasional spooning with football players, but even then, they want to be the back spoon... Damn them.)

I like long walks on the beach, flowers, romantic novels with pictures of half naked women, naked women, watching others have sex, and smacking my own testicles with a ping pong paddle.

I'm waiting for your call.

Gah!!!

Must...fight....mental ......images....!!!!


ARRR!!

Images.... winning....

*collapses*

[chaoticstormbringer]

Pilko... whats with the latex? Are you really going to practice being a gynaecologist?

other that good luck and I'm outta here.

[SS5_Majin_Bebi]

Right now I feel like Davan in the second frame. Angry, misanthropic, horny and sleep-deprived.

[Propyro]

are you sure you want it ... for all you know this may happen to you ...


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[Arigatomina]

Heh, great comics, peeps. ^_^

As for our dear Mr. Pilkington, I'm not too fond of burn rashes on tender spots (especially internal tender spots), but one night stands are fun. Just make those unpredictable things in bed include some light bondage, a splash of alcohol and/or caffeine (druggy sex), and make that a double-dose of afterward cuddle and you have a deal. ^_^

The only problem...I don't know how much you weigh, so I can't say if I fit that qualification or not.

[Propyro]

Heh, great comics, peeps. ^_^

As for our dear Mr. Pilkington, I'm not too fond of burn rashes on tender spots (especially internal tender spots), but one night stands are fun. Just make those unpredictable things in bed include some light bondage, a splash of alcohol and/or caffeine (druggy sex), and make that a double-dose of afterward cuddle and you have a deal. ^_^

The only problem...I don't know how much you weigh, so I can't say if I fit that qualification or not.

Oi!

sounds like you got a deal Mr. P ... and a pretty sweet one at that ... but no Masochistic wasabi fettish for you though.

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