Twisted and wrong idea. But what should you expect from me?

[BishounenStalker]

I need serious help. Like the 1-800-CHARTER kind.

This idea struck me after reading manga translation scripts from One Piece while waiting for the campus shuttle to take me home. And I got funny looks from people wondering why I was cackling like a cheap Disney villain.

....*drum roll*....

One Piece -- Sanji profile -- "Food Innuendo Guy" by Adam Sandler

Lyrics for your benefit (I think?):

Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won’t you pluck my grapes
Won’t you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?
I’m your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can’t you see my brocolli swellin'
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I’m your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy

Oh what will it take
Don’t go so soon
You’ll miss my carrot cake
And my cream of mushroom

Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno’s red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I’m your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh yeah
Oooooooh yeah

Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana
Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I’ll give you fresh fruit salad
I don’t get it from no can
Your string bean days are over
I’m your cucumber man
I’m your food inunendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh so delicious


For anyone who knows the series and knows the character in question, is it just me or does that song capture him a little TOO beautifully?

[Mroni]

No a wrong idea thats time is here and needs to be made is Shinobu from Love hina to I touch myself by the divinyls.


Mr Oni

[Savia]

Dear God! It's horrible! My eyes! What have you done?!

Seriously, though, much on that one.

[OtakuForLife]

Mroni that's Love Hina Idea is priceless ....
Thinking lip snyc AMV now, there's enough time where she alone studying.