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Post by Mr Pilkington » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:28 pm

It had to be, Canadians = Half French. And as we all know the French are inherently guilty. Therefore mathematically speaking Canada = half guilty.

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Post by R-A-N-M-A » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:51 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:
It had to be, Canadians = Half French. And as we all know the French are inherently guilty. Therefore mathematically speaking Canada = half guilty.


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY less than half french, if it were that much I would shoot myself! Its more like 1/12th french.

And as far as it being fake who's to say this didn't happen and the story has just evolved over the years.
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Post by R-A-N-M-A » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:58 pm

Of the many flaws in the recent version, the most glaring is that there is no longer a radio crew - or any crew, for that matter - on any lighthouse on the U.S. coastline. The last one was automated 10 years ago, said Lt. j.g. Ed Westfall, the lighthouse program manager for the U.S. Coast Guard's Fifth District, based in Portsmouth.
Ummmmm, 2 problems.

1. Isn't supposed to have happened in Canada.

2. It has been dated at over years old.
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Post by Moonlight Soldier » Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:17 am

It had to be, Canadians = Half French. And as we all know the French are inherently guilty. Therefore mathematically speaking Canada = half guilty.
Mr. P
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*Looks at self* I don't feel guilty....and mathematically speaking....I'm about 3/4 french....
Je vous demande pourquoi??? Pourquoi?? Quesque j'ai fais pour avoir du honte???

Sigh.... :(

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Post by Mr Pilkington » Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:24 am

Moonlight Soldier wrote:
It had to be, Canadians = Half French. And as we all know the French are inherently guilty. Therefore mathematically speaking Canada = half guilty.
Mr. P
???

*Looks at self* I don't feel guilty....and mathematically speaking....I'm about 3/4 french....
Je vous demande pourquoi??? Pourquoi?? Quesque j'ai fais pour avoir du honte???

Sigh.... :(
Begone Frog!

If anyone can show me one thing France has done right, I will show you a liar.

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Post by Pie Row Maniac » Sat Aug 23, 2003 1:53 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:It had to be, Canadians = Half French. And as we all know the French are inherently guilty. Therefore mathematically speaking Canada = half guilty.
Reading this, then looking at your avatar is pure gold.
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Post by yuppa » Sat Aug 23, 2003 3:50 pm

hey canadians roxxor man. my gf is canadian and shed kick ya ass. :D
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Post by jonmartensen » Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:52 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:
Begone Frog!

If anyone can show me one thing France has done right, I will show you a liar.
What's with the French hating? Some people just take jokes to far. Poke fun at each other but don't take it seriously, people.



Ok, so here is a light joke.

What does a broken clock and a Frenchman have in common?

Neither takes baths

See, it's not funny because it is true, it's funny because it is ignorant.
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Post by Evil Urchin » Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:59 pm

It would help if there were a punchline you realize.
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Post by jonmartensen » Sat Aug 23, 2003 10:05 pm

jonmartensen wrote:
Mr Pilkington wrote:
Begone Frog!

If anyone can show me one thing France has done right, I will show you a liar.
What's with the French hating? Some people just take jokes to far. Poke fun at each other but don't take it seriously, people.



Ok, so here is a light joke.

What does a broken clock and a Frenchman have in common?

Neither takes baths

See, it's not funny because it is true, it's funny because it is ignorant.
highlight the blank area :P
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