Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft

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Post by fyrtenheimer » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:47 pm

and that's somehow going to have her win the artifact.
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Post by Propyro » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:53 pm

Fyrtenheimer wrote:
Roke wrote:But then she'd just get plastic surgery and it will be larger than before.
and that's somehow going to have her win the artifact.
<sigh> ... you jsut can't win when your dealing with a rich bitch with a big ass ...

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Post by fyrtenheimer » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:55 pm

missed sarcasm?

what is it with you and posting pictures in almost all of your posts? please don't pull a NME
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Post by yuppa » Sun Jul 27, 2003 2:13 pm

Indie Makes his way to the artifact, slowly and carefully across the floor.. when suddenly He hears a rustling behind him. As he turns round, a half naked Laura croft, Comes running inside the chamber. Indie says:Who tha hell are you Lady? Dont you know there are traps in here? Laura says:Sorry mister. I have to get that artifact back to england, so dont get in my way. Indie says: Andf what if i dont?he says to her. Well ill have to use DRASTIC measures i guess... She says stripping off her clothes. Indie is enthralled by her big tits and asshole, and does not notice lauras side kick behind him. Krak!! and indie falls to the floor, faster than a presidential intern. Laura says: Hmmph! Well no Tomb raiding for you, Mr jones. hehe.! :D
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Post by jonmartensen » Sun Jul 27, 2003 2:16 pm

BULLET TIME!
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Post by Kazutaka » Sun Jul 27, 2003 2:25 pm

Laura would take him. No question. :twisted:
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Post by Pie Row Maniac » Sun Jul 27, 2003 2:27 pm

Croft has a sidekick? Stupid fanboys.

I'm all for Indiana Jones.
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Post by Propyro » Sun Jul 27, 2003 5:18 pm

fyrtenheimer wrote:missed sarcasm?

what is it with you and posting pictures in almost all of your posts? please don't pull a NME
it's usualy only in the OT forums that i do that ... or if i get that time limit bull shit.

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Post by OrenTheSaiyan » Sun Jul 27, 2003 11:04 pm

this was in wizard magazine back in 98'

Of course they said Jones wins and I say so too
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Post by Keaton » Sun Jul 27, 2003 11:10 pm

jones would kick ass
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