LMAO!!!!!!!!!kthulhu wrote:Kofi Annon: "We have a billion reams of declarations! Drop them from the black helicopters and papercut the Americans to hell!"the Black Monarch wrote:If they want to bitch at us for enforcing their decisions... well, let them try to stop us
US Soldiers: "The missiles and bullets, they do nothing!"
The President: "I'll be in my secret Area 51 security bunker during this crisis. I have also pre-bandaged my hands against this paper UN menace. Oh yeah, the shadow government's in charge now!"
John Ashcroft: "Sweet Jesus God, there is pornography among these declarations! I mean, look at these b's and c's! They sure do look obscene!"
Vice Prez Dick Cheney: "I wipe my ass with you, global disarmament and oppression conspiracy ! I wipe my ass with you, human rights declaration! I wipe my ass with you, `Goodwill declaration to not remotely deactivate Vice Prez Cheney's pacemaker'! Strange, the old girl's stop bea-"
I fear the UN.
Funniest thing I've heard all week
