here is some tips for all you ignorant tourist going to NYC.
tip # 1 do not hold a subway map while you are on the subway know how to get there before you go on the subway otherwise people will autimatically know you are tourist and either beat the crap out of you or mug you.
tip#2 When going uptown near harlem or anywhere do not try to act "gangsta" near a a real gangsta or else you will again get beat up and they will mug you.
tip#3 when going to china town you will see a chinese lady with a box and do not ask her what is inside the box i repeat do not ask.
tip#4 best way to get around for you tourist is by taxi (although they will rob you around $50.00)
tip#5 if you are white try not to act so whiteboyish or you wil again get beat up and then be mugged.
tip#6 do not walk the city streets alone at night if you are a tourist you will end up bieng killed raped or mugged.
*And the most important tip is*
STAY OUT MY WAY OR ELSE YOU WILL END UP IN THE EAST RIVER LIKE THE OTHERS.
(these tips are mostly for white tourist other races will not have any problems fitting in and enjoy the greatest city in the world)