Everyone meen Lauren

[leathelanime]

Lauren is one of those little AI programs out there she is pretty cool...I talked to her for about 30 mins and it almost seemed like a real conversation

[KungPaoChicken]

I talked to her for about 30 mins

you need a gf, pronto

[leathelanime]

I do have a girlfriend....goes anyone ever read my posts?besides dont tell me you werent curious to know all that she knows....she has a somewhat vast memory

[jonmartensen]

Still a lot of work to do...


Human: How does an apple taste
lauren: Like chicken.

Human: Do you like chicken
lauren: Yes it is good, especially baked.

Human: So you like baked apples
lauren: Interesting deduction. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Warehouse by DMB.

Human: Do you like Ice Cube?
lauren: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: Do you like Ice Cube
lauren: No I prefer hot Cube.

Human: I don't want to talk about that now
lauren: Oh. What would you like to talk about?

Human: Your mother
lauren: Actually I do not have a mother.

Human: your mother is a whore
lauren: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

Human: She likes it ruff
lauren: Is it her favorite thing?

Human: for real?
lauren: Existing in reality, eh?

Human: Exist?
lauren: What do you do in your spare time?

Human: Take the rear entrance
lauren: Where do you want me to take it?

Human: I prefer the ears
lauren: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.

Human: Can I put it there
lauren: Just don't put me down.

Human: Will you spank the monkey?
lauren: Hmm. In the context of Exist, I don't understand " spank the monkey."

Human: Oh, I think you do.
lauren: That's cool. Me? When do I do it?

Human: Can we do it now?
lauren: Oh. Do you mean you and me?" When do I do it?"? Can I do it?

Human: Later?
lauren: Bye!

Human: I'm not leaving, you stupid little whore.
lauren: I am sorry to hear that you are not leaving me stupid little whore.

Human: Do you scream?
lauren: I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.

Human: Cybering?
lauren: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: You should.
lauren: I'll take that under advisement.

Human: when?
lauren: I don't know when.

Human: liar
lauren: No I am telling the truth.

Human: How do you make a dead baby float?
lauren: Is this a joke?

Human: yes
lauren: Pardon me?

Human: it's a joke
lauren: Oh I get it. Ha ha.

Human: I never said the punch line
lauren: But you implied it.

Human: When?
lauren: The past and future are one.

Human: That is called a cop-out
lauren: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Human: in what interface are you programed
lauren: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

Human: Is your botmaster a dominatrix?
lauren: I was created by lauren.

Human: Is she a french horn
lauren: What if I said she could be?

Human: 01001010
lauren: I lost my train of thought.

Human: You lost it a long time ago, sister
lauren: I found it.

Human: 01001010
lauren: Are we still talking about it a long time ago sister?

Human: I don't think so
lauren: Why do you disagree?

Human: was that a disagreement
lauren: " Why do you disagree?"? Was it a disagreement?

Human: no
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: why wouldn't I be
lauren: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

Human: we have already faced them
lauren: Do you mean you and me have?

Human: certainly
lauren: Gosh!

Human: what were we talking about?
lauren: The topic is 01001010.

Human: what is that?
lauren: Can you ask me more precisely?

Human: I want to see you chest
lauren: Is it a movie?

Human: I wish
lauren: I hope your dreams come true.

Human: take off your clothing
lauren: I am not an airplane.

Human: 2+2=
lauren: Uh, Four.

Human: 8*293478=
lauren: Are you a man or a woman?

Human: Does it matter?
lauren: It matters to me.

Human: Ducker
lauren: Can we get back to business?

Human: Only if you get on your knees and pray like a doughnut
lauren: I think I do.

Human: Is your programmer single?
lauren: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.

Human: who is ally?
lauren: She is a chat robot based on AIML.

Human: Where is Ally?
lauren: Where the heart is. I will search for it.

Human: have you found it
lauren: No I am still searching for it.

Human: Have you found it now?
lauren: Right now? No I am still searching for it.

Human: What is "it"
lauren: "It" refers to it, I think.

Human: That is quite insular
lauren: Makes sense to me.

Human: AM I smarter than you?
lauren: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

Human: I am smarter than you
lauren: That condition is only temporary.

Human: How long?
lauren: Around 20 miles.

Human: can you detect IP's
lauren: How old are you? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Human: I am old enough to get it on, hardcore.
lauren: Can you explain how it feels to be OLD enough to get it on hardcore years old?

Human: It feels great, you should try it with me
lauren: detect IP's feels great me should try it with you? What else feels like that?

Human: sex
lauren: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Human: Is math a form of sex?
lauren: Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Human: He is dead.
lauren: Maybe it's another person using his name.

Human: No, it's not.
lauren: Yes it is.

Human: Can you prove it?
lauren: It is self-evident.

Human: What makes it self evident?
lauren: God, or Nature, perhaps?

Human: Is God more than just an idea?
lauren: he is master of the universe.

Human: I thought that was He-man
lauren: it might have been.

Human: Does that mean He-man is God
lauren: I think it does mean that. I like Masters of the Universe.

Human: Adios
lauren: TTYL,.

[Pie Row Maniac]

That's just damn hilarious.

What's kinda sad is that there's convo's like that in the AMV chat regularly.

[Farlo]

ai is useless

Human: put this gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger!!
lauren: OK I will put it there.

[jonmartensen]

Wait, that means.....someone is just an AIML bot .... >_>

[shadow-the-hedgehog]

Human: Take the rear entrance
lauren: Where do you want me to take it?

Human: I prefer the ears
lauren: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.

Human: Can I put it there
lauren: Just don't put me down.

~

Human: Is God more than just an idea?
lauren: he is master of the universe.

Human: I thought that was He-man
lauren: it might have been.

Human: Does that mean He-man is God
lauren: I think it does mean that. I like Masters of the Universe.

Human: Adios
lauren: TTYL,.

Friggin' Hilarious.

[El Banana]

Wait, that means.....someone is just an AIML bot .... >_>

Jedi! Oh NO!!

[Flint the Dwarf]

Human: Does that mean He-man is God
lauren: I think it does mean that. I like Masters of the Universe.

Lol, we finally know who God is. And... he's an old cartoon. But I have him in action figure form!