Sooper Powers

ngsilver · Post by **ngsilver** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:15 am

The power to do math problems really really fast! The up shot of this would simply be that I can annoy the heck out of anyone by making really cheezy math jokes

ZephyrStar · Post by **ZephyrStar** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:34 am

mirkosp wrote:The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...

Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN

ZephyrStar · Post by **ZephyrStar** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:36 am

ZephyrStar wrote:
mirkosp wrote:The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...
Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Oh, and my useless superpower would be to be able to regulate my body at a comfortable temperature no matter where I was. So I could wear a bitchin tshirt outside when it is -25 and a stylish parka in the Floridian summers.

NS · Post by NS » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:26 am

Idk. Some of these aren't "useless" XD. If you have the ability to do math really fast, On would assume that's some form of super intelligence, which many super heros have. But I suppose it's kinda hard to think of something that's absolutely useless but that would be wanted.

As for mine...Talk to animals...they don't listen to me, so not like aquaman, I can just understand them, and them me.

Brad · Post by **Brad** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:30 am

I want to be able to fly, but I really don't need to go far. Just, like, to the ceiling...

That thing in the corner... it bugs me... I don't know what it is, but it's up there.

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mirkosp · Post by **mirkosp** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:46 am

ZephyrStar wrote:
ZephyrStar wrote:
mirkosp wrote:The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...
Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Oh, and my useless superpower would be to be able to regulate my body at a comfortable temperature no matter where I was. So I could wear a bitchin tshirt outside when it is -25 and a stylish parka in the Floridian summers.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.a ... 6826100006

Could still help a bit.

dreamawake · Post by **dreamawake** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:08 pm

The power to pull drugs out of the air.

What comes with this:
The power to feel no pain. (Opiates)
The power to overcome mental obstacles. (Weed)
The power to assault people with needles. (Opiates, technically) [This assumes I'd have the power to pull drug paraphenelia out of thin air, too. So think bongs/pipes/needles now = Deadly weapons for self defense.]
The power to start my own bar and never have to buy liquor. (Alcohol)
Hospital could be ran without the cost of medication. I'd run a hospital without the cost of meds. (Pharms)

I could also be the most ballinest drug dealer ever. I'd put Scarface to shame. The possibilities are endless. There we go, a useless power that nobody would expect, and has positive uses to boot.

macchinainterna · Post by **macchinainterna** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:17 pm

I WANT THE POWER TO SLAP DRUNKS IN THE FOREHEAD AND INSTANTLY TRANSFORM THEM INTO SOBER, POLITE CUSTOMERS WHO DON'T PISS ALL OVER MY FLOOR AND PAY WITH MONEY!!!!!!

...And I want the power to edit like Tyler_yj...

aesling · Post by **aesling** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:55 pm

macchinainterna wrote:I WANT THE POWER TO SLAP DRUNKS IN THE FOREHEAD AND INSTANTLY TRANSFORM THEM INTO SOBER, POLITE CUSTOMERS WHO DON'T PISS ALL OVER MY FLOOR AND PAY WITH MONEY!!!!!!

...And I want the power to edit like Tyler_yj...

Hey, that is totally not a useless power.

JaddziaDax · Post by **JaddziaDax** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:44 pm

The ability to create the things I actually want to in lbp without exploiting glitches O:

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