
What Are We?
We are, as the name indicates, a club that advocates the eating of flesh (specifically, human flesh) for Takatsuki Shiori. If you don't know who Takatsuki Shiori is, this is probably not the club for you; we recommend you go and watch some Shoujo Kakumei Utena, in order to discover just who Shiori is, and why you should eat flesh for her.
Okay, I Know Who Shiori Is, But Why Should I Eat Flesh For Her?
Because it will please her. Because it will grant you mystical powers, sexual potency, and the adulation of millions. Because to eat flesh for Shiori is to partake in a sacred ritual dating all the way back to several years ago on a little known newsgroup called Alt.Fan.Utena. Because it will make you even cooler and more popular than smoking will. Because it cures gout. Because it will make people like you. Because the only other option is to not eat flesh for Shiori. Because whenever you eat flesh for Shiori, a fairy gets its wings. Because it will earn you the respect of your peers and the fear of your enemies. Because Hitler didn't eat flesh for Shiori--do you want to be like Hitler? Because it will help you earn money, live longer, and be happier. Because. Just because.
Where Can I Learn More About Eating Flesh For Shiori?
Excellent question. Kionon, our Vice-President of Marketing, has produced this video introduction to the exciting world of Shiori Flesh-Eating. Please feel free to peruse it at your leisure:
