4th Anual Ms Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:03 am

Chiyo-chan: *clings to Sakaki* I'm scared!

Sakaki: It's ok. Your father will protect us.

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:27 am

*Ijexis realizes that everything is just a little bit too quiet*

Ijexis:...

*Silence*

Ijexis: Damnit Soi-Fon, this is no time to be molesting Yoruichi!

NerdStrudel: I'm not complaining!

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:36 pm

*Immorrel starts ripping up table clothes and turning over barstools. He then dips the torn up cloth in some cheap vodka, wraps them around the barstool legs and sets them on fire. He repeats the process until the bar is properly lit*

Immorrel: *steps behind the bar and starts mixing a drink" Who else is up for a drink while we wait for someone to figure out what the hell is going on?

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:49 pm

*Osaka and Tomo start running around with lit barstools, trying to figure out how to put them out.*

Chiyo-chan: *waving arms at the idiots* Wait! Miss Osaka! Miss Tomo! You shouldn't do that! It's dangerous! Please stop!

*Osaka and Tomo keep running with the lit stools until Osaka falls into the mud pit and Tomo falls into the yogurt pit, extinguishing the fires. They both cheer and dance around their respective pits. Meanwhile, there are still several other burning bar stools.*

NS · Post by NS » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:38 pm

NS sites down next to maya

NS: You know.. it was only luck that let you go on to the next round...next round you REALLY need to shake your ass
Maya Look at NS very angrily

NS: I mean.. you know, if you want to O_O
Maya: Very well, I shall just show them what I've got.

Maya punches the air and a chi wave that puts out the fire comes out

Maya: there, now settle down people.

L.Fist · Post by **L.Fist** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:33 pm

L.Fist: *facepalm* The firestool was so we can have some light in this room.

*lights whatever he could on fire for more light*

Kagura: You Numbnuts! You had no idea what you were doing this whole time?

L.Fist: Like you knew what was going on?

Kagura: . . .

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:00 pm

*Silence*

Ijexis:...

*Silence*

Ijexis: Hey! Strudel! No playing "doctor" with my girls!

NerdStrudel:

NS · Post by NS » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:23 pm

NS Puts on his latex gloves

NS: Ok women, I'm going to need you to all line up. now bend over

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:21 am

*many of Hunter's heavily-armed tvs turn on bright spotlights, floating around him and Faye, who both sat in recliners, sipping martinis as if nothing at all was wrong*

Shui · Post by **Shui** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:49 pm

I choose louise !