Guide to getting a new computer:
Send cash to klinky
klinky acts like he knows wtf he's doing
klinky goes to hawaii
you cry.
yep yep...
Okay you've had two PANSY computers, it's time to build your own because you're getting jipped by paying 2x on shitty parts
Oh and as for bad things I've done! Uhhh.
*Kicked hard drive across room. Me and Kthulhu would take the computer apart and put it back together again and it would work fine for a couple days then the hard drive would pop up a error something like "Invalid Media: Sector 0 unreadable". The only cure was to take it apart and put it back together, it would magically work for a few days after this. Well, I was so sick of it, I ripped it out of the computer(case was off) and kicked it across the room after about the 50th time of it doing this. It never worked after that. That computer was a piece of shit.
*Way back before I had REAL working computer. I picked up a computer from a hippy across the street for $5, well actually me and kthulhu did. The thing didn't really work. So I decided the best course of action was to stab the power supply with a butter knife. This is a bad idea. I later learned you can kill yourself since there are high voltage capacitators inside the power supply. Baka me, but I am still here.
*I took a floppy drive apart with out figuring out how I was going to put it back together.
*I crushed the edge of the CPU die on my Duron while installing a heatsink, it still worked fine and overclocked from 600 to 900Mhz

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*I bet I hooked up the power supply cables wrong atleast once, I don't think it fried the motherboard it it should have.
Ahh I am sure there are more. Kthulhu used to be l33t in the computer hardware field and all, then he took apart a old 386 we had and he installed the CPU in wrong and it went up in smoke.... Really it went up in smoke. He hasn't been the same since, he gets wussy and asks alot of questions when troubleshooting hardware.
~klinky