Project Gateway

Greggus1 · Post by **Greggus1** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:02 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yes, oh yes. You are the best. You are amazing.

Crack, please, please, put him in the credits. Special thanks or something.

By the way, if we don't hear from FR soon, you'd be a fine replacement

But really, thanks for this. The months past (Working really, really hard) flew by in front of my eyes, and I finally realized that it takes 15 morons to make a really moronic thread.

CrackTheSky · Post by **CrackTheSky** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:07 pm

I have a feeling FR's not going to be coming back...if I don't hear from him tomorrow I'm going to threaten to kick him, and if I get no response from that, Copycat, you can join (if you want) just because that was pure awesome.

omegaevolution · Post by **omegaevolution** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:10 pm

Greggus1 wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yes, oh yes. You are the best. You are amazing.

Crack, please, please, put him in the credits. Special thanks or something.

By the way, if we don't hear from FR soon, you'd be a fine replacement

But really, thanks for this. The months past (Working really, really hard) flew by in front of my eyes, and I finally realized that it takes 15 morons to make a really moronic thread.

x2

finally someone that makes fun of 90% of the post of this topic which, lets be realistic, have nothing to do with the project XD.

Thank you CR

guy07 · Post by **guy07** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:44 pm

You made me sound like a retarded grumpy emo kid,lol ... your in

It seems stupid when you read it like that ... but it's all true, i can't believe we had a whole page talking about us being gay, lol.

"my feet are burnt!" lol, that sounds so random, please sky, let him join

Think of how much effort he put into that just to read it all and write that, i love FR but ...
"
Page 7
Greggus: Riding Lions!
Omega: Rabbit Penises
Kariudo: wha?
guy07: But how can I resist?
Crack: Eureka Seven.
melee: I'm a tool...Eureka Seven!
guy07: Post #100! I hate myself.
Koop?: How do I make fun video? "

Greggus1 · Post by **Greggus1** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:50 pm

<_<_>
You didn't see me here. Or maybe you did. I'm just dropping this off.

-The "Project Gateway Tread" in a nutshell (the first 39 pages)-

Page 1
CrackTheSky: Really Long Post!
Bauzi: I'm a helper!
guy07: I wanna see that ball licking someone's face!

Page 2
guy07: I'm a genius!
Bauzi: I'm not Bazui.
Kiki: ...wut
Bauzi: RGBA!
Greggus: I hope I don't have to learn hungarian.
Scott Green: My eyes hurt.
Omega: lolies?

Page 3
Kaxi: Roffroff, roff roff
Niwa: Banner!
CrackTheSky: I like eet :3

Page 4
Greggus: Bauzi's Austrian!
Bauzi: I'm only half God at all.
guy07: FTP!
Greggus: Japan is a cool place. Whore's are easy to come by.
Kaxi: Niwa has porn?

Page 5
Bauzi: I love ducks.
Omega: Lies!!!1
Niwa: They weren't in my pants.
Kaxi: Fuck it, I have porn!
aerialesque: runs awaiii
Niwa: Pillow Fight!

Page 6
Niwa: Rape me with pink scissors.
FinalResolve: oh?
Det-chan: I thought Niwa-kun was a girl.
Bauzi: We're still planning to rape you.

Page 7
Greggus: Riding Lions!
Omega: Rabbit Penises
Kariudo: wha?
guy07: But how can I resist?
Crack: Eureka Seven.
melee: I'm a tool...Eureka Seven!
guy07: Post #100! I hate myself.
Koop?: How do I make fun video?

Page 8
Omega: Don't be emo guy.
Bauzi: *stabs someone
guy07: Sounded like witch talk to me. Burn him!
Crack: How does I did Koop?
Kaxi: Make Bauzi the king of the remaining wastelands.

Page 9
Crack: Update!
Omega: I'm a lurker.
Everyone: Screen names galore!

Page 10
Niwa: I'm not a whore.
guy07: ...no boobs...
Crack: Anyone seen Wes?

Page 11
Scott Green: FMA!
Crack: Do you're own damn filtering!
Bauzi: *offers bunch of scripts no one asked for
guy07: Bauzi! Tell me how to do something!

Page 12
guy07: Thank you, Bauzi. I love you.
Niwa: Buuuuurn!!!
Greggus: You bear-fucker!
Kaxi: Whaaaa?
Niwa: Greg wants it french.

Page 13
guy07: Because only losers go to school.

Page 14
Bauzi: "We love to entertain you."
Crack: Ok!!!
Viper1255: I'm not in this thread.
Crack: Melee! You're in!
Melee: *wets himself with joy
guy07: My feet are burnt!

Page 15
guy07: I'm gay.
Kaxi: We are gay.
Omega: We are SO gay.
Greggus: But I am the gayest evar!
...
Greggus: (Really long post that no one reads)

Page 16
Kaxi: Lollipops!

Page 17
Niwa: Popsicles?
WC Annihilus: No, Lollipops.
Niwa: !?

Page 18
Kariudo: Beta!

Page 19
Everybody Else: Criticism!

Page 20
Niwa: I touched a panda.
Crack: No drama!

Pages 21-27
Det-chan goes to France.
Niwa threatens to rape...several things.
Crack blames Greg.
...so does Guy.
Greggus defends the name Gateway...poorly.

Page 28
Greggus: Soccer!
Omega: Soccer!
Melee: Soccer?
Kaxi: Soccer!

Page 29
Nobody At All: *Begins working on their segment
Bauzi: m.i.l.f.

Page 30
Omega: Chile!
guy07: Chile? Hmm...
NerdStreudel: Another unnecessary post!

Pages 31-36
Det-chan returns from France.
Guy refuses to have fun, then ruins the fun for everyone else by constantly posting.
Omega gets a new avatar.
Crack pushes back the deadline. New deadline: End of Time
Guy bitches about...something. Again.
Bauzi submits a beta. And says something unintelligible.

Page 37
Bauzi's Beta: *explodes several computers
Kaxi: Yeah it must be some kind of Canadian power.
guy07: Niwa, make a new banner, no one likes Bleach.
Scott Green: I'm back, what the hell has been going on?

Page 38
Everyone: *celebrates Scott's return
Scott Green: Link please

Page 39
Greggus: awwwww
Omega: Smilies!
Melee: Scenes?
Greggus: Advice!
Omega: *molests and murders a small child
Kaxi: *blames Greg

Page 42
Copycat makes best post in the history of the org

fix't.

meleechampion · Post by **meleechampion** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:22 pm

*ahem* complete and utter tool

Kaxi · Post by **Kaxi** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:12 am

Awesome

Copycat_Revolver

Greggus1 wrote:I finally realized that it takes 15 morons to make a really moronic thread.

I'm no moron you ugly s*n of a bi**h!

Bauzi · Post by **Bauzi** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:19 am

I can´t stand the fun please kill me now!

Oh CR or should I call you Adam? Well anyway: now I definatly know why you´re a writer. Really awesome job. I better wet my pents when I read the post

It would be glad to have you in the MEP ^^'

Post of the year?

Bauzi submits a beta. And says something unintelligible.

Business as usual.

WC Annihilus · Post by **WC Annihilus** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:24 am

omegaevolution wrote:
Greggus1 wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yes, oh yes. You are the best. You are amazing.

Crack, please, please, put him in the credits. Special thanks or something.

By the way, if we don't hear from FR soon, you'd be a fine replacement

But really, thanks for this. The months past (Working really, really hard) flew by in front of my eyes, and I finally realized that it takes 15 morons to make a really moronic thread.
x2

finally someone that makes fun of 90% of the post of this topic which, lets be realistic, have nothing to do with the project XD.

Thank you CR

He wasn't making fun of the thread, he was speaking the truth!

I feel like I fail for only making it in there once

Copycat_Revolver · Post by **Copycat_Revolver** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:22 am

CrackTheSky wrote:...and if I get no response from that, Copycat, you can join (if you want) just because that was pure awesome.

Seriously? Sure, I'd be honored to join up if you'll have me.

guy wrote:Think of how much effort he put into that just to read it all and write that, i love FR but ...

Just skimming through, my eyes started to burn by page 12. By about page twenty I said, "Why in the hell am I doing this!?" I guess it was worth it in the end.

WC Annihilus wrote:I feel like I fail for only making it in there once

Considering the fact that half of what's in there is Niwa raping something/being raped by something, that's not really a bad thing.

And Bauzi, you can call me whatever you damn well please.