kadaj665 wrote:When I returned home from a hard day at work, I walked to my fridge to get something to eat and drink. I opened it only to find a huge, monstrous, purple monkey with murdering capabilities - Having ate everything, it attacked me and raped me. After 2 hours of hard rapage, it fell asleep in me - I went through hell to get it off me without waking it up. I already felt like shit.I I looked out the window to see the sun,as it always fills my heart with hope with its yellowish color... But the thing I saw was a big yellow bulldozer closing in on my house. I went to ask what's going on, but they didn't even take me seriously,as my clothes had been torn off by the monkey - They were demolishing my house to build a new road for the metro! I desperately ran into my house, but the aggressive purple monstrous monkey had awaken. It attacked me and managed to cut off my foot and my left arm before I managed to rip its head off,lifting a couch with my right arm and smashing it on its head with all my might. I ran to my room, ready to do what I always wanted to do - Watch the last video of my life and die watching. Your video was the newest downloaded video,so I immediately clicked on it, knowing that I had no time to search for my favorite videos on my pc. Your video was so fucking amazing, that this was actually the best day of my life. Even the purple monkey's smashed head and the yellow bulldozer's guide were watching along and enjoying themselves,they even told me to watch it again. We all sat there for a couple hours, watching it on repeat,until they were tired and went to sleep in my other bedroom. Of course, I moved the other day. The first thing I downloaded at my new pc, in my new home, was this video - It's the only thing that keeps me alive now. And I now know that if any difficulties ever occur,if something evil attacks me or someone really twisted is aiming for my death, there is only one thing that can save me and that's the awesomeness of your video.
LOL funny. the awesomeness of the video did save your day
wait.....wha....? I can't tell if he is serious or not?!
