YKYWTMOPW...(You Know You Watch Too Much One Piece When)

BishounenStalker · Post by **BishounenStalker** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 4:36 pm

You can't eat gummi snacks with a straight face anymore.

You go through tweezers and countless tubes of gel trying to get Sanji's "Wonderbrow" -- without success.

Whenever you walk into a sword shop, you keep a lookout for a certain three swords....and promptly run the other direction if you find any likenesses.

You've taken to wearing a dark green bandana.

You pull every muscle in your body trying to imitate Luffy.

You've developed the ability to talk with a cigarette in your mouth.

You start carrying a homemade slingshot.

You nickname your vehicle of choice Going Merry.

You develop a taste for strange fruit, in hopes GumGum actually exists....

You hide under the bed whenever you get a call from the Marines.

You get a tattoo of an orange and a pinwheel on your shoulder.

You take up training with a quarterstaff. Just in case.

You actually DO succeed in attaining Sanji's Wonderbrow O.O!

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Add more!

Farmboybob · Post by **Farmboybob** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 6:50 pm

Ok, let me see....
I've done #'s 1,3,5, and 10.

And let me add that I love One Piece!

Have you been reading it in Shonen Jump? If not, you should!

BishounenStalker · Post by **BishounenStalker** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:22 pm

That Chibi Gendo avatar's scary as all hell o.o

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:27 pm

Kiss the Cock?

Make that 'c' stand out more.

BishounenStalker · Post by **BishounenStalker** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:29 pm

::fwaps Fyrt::

It's "COOK!"

O.O

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:48 pm

You sure?

Just kidding.

Heero_Yuy84 · Post by **Heero_Yuy84** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:23 pm

One for the list (not a good one, but an addition all the same)

- Before doing anything you yell out 'Gum Gum (insert name of action here)!!!'

BishounenStalker · Post by **BishounenStalker** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:55 pm

Heh, good one, Heero ^_^

Thought of a few more:

You have an even more irrational fear of clowns

You petition Disneyworld to include animatronics of the entire OP cast on the Pirates of the Carribbean ride

(for girls) You can't go shopping for a one-piece bathing suit with a straight face, either

(for guys) You take up an interest in cooking and unsuccessfully try to land girlfriends with food

Heck, you can't buy gum with a straight face!

The commercials for those stretch-and-scream toys make you cry because you can't help but think of Luffy being tortured

You hope dying your hair mint green and donning 3 earrings will improve your swordsmanship

You try to do Zoro's "Oni-Giri" attack, but all you get is a toothache

You develop an affinity for redheads who like to steal things