Slim Shinji

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:03 pm

My name is (Slim Shinji)
A Evangelion Songfilk
By
BoneparteOzaki

Based on
My Name Is
Performed by Eminem

CHORUS:

Hi! My name is…[Misato: What?]
My name is…[Gendo: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is..[Ritsuko: huh?]
My name is…[Asuka: What?]
My name is…Slim Shinji
[Shinji: Ahem!]

Hi! My name is…[Kawaru: What?] [Shinji: Excuse me!]
My name is…[Yui: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji
[Shinji: Can I have your attention please?]

Hi! My name is…[Pen Pen: (Question Mark over Head)] [Shinji: For one second?]
My name is…[Rei: Huh?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hey kids! Do you like Evangelion? [Kids: Yeah yeah yeah!]
Wanna watch NERV crucify some Alien?![Kids: Uh huh!]
You all wanna copy me and do exactly as I did.
But pilot an EVA and then see how @$#%ed up your life is!
It’s EVA’s I hate, My dad I can’t seem to debate,
Hell, I even got a Penguin for a freakin’ roommate!
Misato Says "Boy, you should stop stressing![ Shinji: Why?]
All your whining is really depressing."
Before I was age twelve, my life has been hell
I supposedly have a father, but I sure as hell can’t tell
I get really pissed off, when my dad calls me soft
And if he keeps doing it, I’ll rip his ^%$@ing nuts off!
No one will cut me any slack, and that’s a fact
Those angels bitch slap ya harder than the second impact!
C’mere baby! [Gendo: Wait a second, Rei’s my girl dog!]
I don’t care, God’s in his heaven so you can ^&%$ off!

Hi! My name is…[Misato: What?]
My name is…[Gendo: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is..[Ritsuko: huh?]
My name is…[Asuka: What?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is…[Kawaru: What?]
My name is…[Yui: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is…[Pen Pen: (Question Mark over Head)
My name is…[Rei: Huh?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Everytime an angel attacks I have to leave my Junior High
Thanks a lot angels, by the time I graduate I’ll be thirty-five
I smack’em around with a elctro-saber, shoot at em with lasers
and the next day you’ll read about it in the papers
Walked into a classroom, Toji had his coat zipped up
Mother ^%$^er punched me in the face, now my teeth are in a cup
Extraterrarestials stepping on pedestrians
Before they get squished they scream "Can’t we be friends!?!"
99 Percent of my life I’ve been used and lied to
I found out my dad likes 14 year old girls more than I do
I’m gonna be a rapper, but that’ll be awhile
I’ll name my first album after my dad the Pedophile
This series is the most popular ever
and people write fan fics cuz they think that they’re clever
But all I see are Rei and Asuka shrines
so I e-mailed the webmasters "Thanks for the support @$$HOLES"

Hi! My name is…[Misato: What?]
My name is…[Gendo: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is..[Ritsuko: huh?]
My name is…[Asuka: What?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is…[Kawaru: What?]
My name is…[Yui: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is…[Pen Pen: (Question Mark over Head)]
My name is…[Rei: Huh?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Whoa Stop the tape! Now Asuka’s claiming rape!
sure I was in her room real late, but all I did was masturbate[Shinji: I'm helpless]
I don’t wanna pilot the EVA, this isn’t my day
I just keep shouting "Must not run away"
What's the ending about? No one can decide
I dared Misato to drink a fifth of vodka and go out for a drive
All my life I’ve felt very deprived
Everyone hates me and my ma died when I was five
Damn plugsuit doesn’t hide a stiffy
Asuka goes from zero to bitch in a jiffy
My dad’s an asshole he drives me to fits
[Gendo: Shinji, you’re such a pussy you should have a pair of tits!]
I lay awake a night, staring at ceiling from my bed
One of these times, I’m gona shoot myself in the head [Shinji: BANG!]
Life makes me mad,
Oh by the way, if you see my dad
Ask if he bought a Kiddy Porno Mag and saw my ad.

Hi! My name is…[Misato: What?]
My name is…[Gendo: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is..[Ritsuko: huh?]
My name is…[Asuka: What?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is…[Kawaru: What?]
My name is…[Yui: Who?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

Hi! My name is…[Pen Pen: (Question Mark over Head)]
My name is…[Rei: Huh?]
My name is…Slim Shinji

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Brolly345 · Post by **Brolly345** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:38 pm

That's pretty creative. Nice job!

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:49 pm

Wish I came up with that one,
I just reposted it.. Cuase I thought it was interesting

Here's one of mine though:
Song: Manga Is what I got (By Brian Auxier)

MP3: Sublime - What I got

Earlier this morning, I got this brand new beat
I walk stright-down those stairs and touaght myself some l33T
Got to find a series, series I don't own
Got to find the reason, why my pockys all gone

If I got reputaion and I will still get by
I can hit that dance pad like a mother f**cking vibe

Lifes to Short, so watch the shows you got.
Cause you might get hung over or might get cuaght.
Never had fangirl I couldn't just reject
Never start no addicts, had to get that off my chest
Here's a small example a tip from me
Take up all that money buy yourself some DVD's

Junks what a got with-in my reach
A heard of a convention somewhere near a beach

It'll come back me and I'll get what I deserve
I'll test that and I'll get burned.

Manga is what I got
Don't start a riot

You'll feel it when my wallet gets hot , hot

Manga is what I got
I said "Reorder That!" (x2)

(Insturmental)

I don't cry when my Funds run away
I don't get angry at the con-rates I have to pay
I don't get angry when the dealer's room sux
or push my buttons when I lose a few bucks.
Buy it or sell it, it's all the same
This fucking manga is what keeps me sane

Let the fangirls, let the fangirls look back at me.

Manga is what I got
I said "Reorder That!" (X2)

Manga is what I got (till end)

(Thinking about making others)

Brolly345 · Post by **Brolly345** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:57 pm

Oh, ok. But the second is good too.

J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:02 pm

Asuka goes from zero to bitch in a jiffy

That line should be on an Evangelion t-shirt.

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:20 pm

Yeah thats one of my favorite lines form the song to

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:24 pm

You have way too much time on your hands. Nice job though.

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:25 pm

Those = GOLD

::thumbs up::

Jonathan02us · Post by **Jonathan02us** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:39 pm

Satomi wrote:You have way too much time on your hands. Nice job though.

Yeah u do have a lot of time in ur hands ... but that was great i found it very fun and amusing ... Great Job ...

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:07 am

Glad someone else besides me and my firends got a kick outta of it.