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by XenoDrake » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:31 am
once i was 7 and my house was next to a large dirt bank upon witch was a rahter large tree.....anyone see where this is going?
at any rate, my dad put a swing in the tree. now see, what my dad calles a swing is a roap with a stick of firewood at one end. so yea, me and my sister used to swind on thsi stick over the roof of the house by backing up the bank and running down, leaping off the 5 foot cliff and flying over the house. to make this story more compleat, know what rail road ties are? thos huge black wooden planks that rail road tracks are put on. my dad had just built a flower bed for my mom around the whole house with thies. so one day, my sister takes off at a full galop soring as high as ever, and my dad dares me to do the same. i left that cliff going as fast as a 7 year olds legs can carry him. and of course, the rope was very much loos when i was in mid flight. didnt really dawn on me that eventualy, that rope was going to snap tight. the rope did just as it should have, and riped the stick clean outa my hands. i did a compleat back flip and landed head first into the side of the house. now, for thos of you that have seen me at cons and what not, know im a big person, and i was big for a 7 year old. so much so, my mother though a truch hit the house. this is where my memorie plays tricks on me, cuz it was like i was blinking. i remember a spinning bler, then darkness and a sharp ringing in my ears. then i open my eyes again, and in the time it takes to blink, i watched those rail road ties move ever swiftly from 3 feet away from my face, to just a few inches. then blackness again, then my face in the bathroom mirror, bloody and slightly miss shaped. i broke both my arms and have permnate neck damage. scary part is, had i been just a few inches higher, i would have split my head open on one of the suport 2X4s holding up the poarch.
i have also been bitten by a dog wile i was on my bike. i was riding by this guys house, and he was washing the dog in the car port. it got away from him and started after me, so i tryed to peddel away as fast as i could, but he latched on to my leg and stoped me dead in my tracks. now it looks like i was shot in the leg, two perfect wround scars on opsits sides of my leg.
i was also in a head on colision with a moving truck. we (me and my room mate todd) where in my mothers doge decoda witch had been lowerd from factory hight, but wasent low enough to be a "low rider." anyway, we were doing about 40 MPH down hill, after a light rain, ya know, the kind that just makes the oil on the road float ont he water and not wash is off. on a blind curve with a hidden drive.....apsolutly worst possable curve i swair ><
out of the drive way, pulling UP the hill was a moving truck, he was taking up both lanes. we hit head on at full speed, cuz the anti lock brakes failed and the tires just locked up and we slid right into them. i was in the passanger side, where the truch hit. from the drivers side of my mothers truck you couldent tell anything was wrong exsept for a bow in the hood. but on the passanger side, everything was sheired back to the cab. the crash investigator said if i haddent been wearing my seat belt, i would have been a smeir ont he side of that moving truck. also, he said that if we have been just one foot to the left, we would have slid under the moving truck and been decapataded, and one foot to the right would have skiped us off the front of the moving truck and flung us into a 50 foot drop into a river. funny thing was, the topic todd and i were talking about just before it happed, was weather or not the frame railes in the truck would bend in an accdent, guess what, they dident ^_^
~XenoDrake
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