Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

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Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby godix » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:20 am

Look down. Further down. Even further. Ok, now you're staring at your crotch, that's too far down. Look up a bit. See that 'Who's online' list down there? See my name in red? Guess what that means, bitches. It means I own you! You are all my little pawns. Your small petty lives are in my hands. Dance for me, puppets, dance!

I shall rule with an iron fist and send my legions of nerds and losers out to conquer more lands for their master. Today the org, tomorrow 4chan. The following day slashdot and a sneak attack on ebaums. Perhaps a weekend offensive against Something Awful. And next tuesday, THE INTERNET! Sure, some of you may die. Considering how fat an out of shape otaku are, most of you will probably die actually. Your tragic pitiful shell of a life cut down in it's prime, your future hopes and dreams destroyed, your skills forever denied the world due all due to a power mad dictator. Think of it not as death, but as the final sacrifice you make to prove your love to me, your lord and master. Or, alternatively, just think of dying on some battlefield as preferable to watching me gut and rape anyone you care about. Love me, fear me, whatever. As long as you obey me. You death will be tragic and the loses of war will be horrible. I'm ok with that though. I can live with it.

The power! THE ABSOLUTE POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

*COUGH*
*COUGH*

WHEEZE


huf huf huf huf

*COUGH*




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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby chui101 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:28 am

posted at 4:20 AM? Must be something special in your cigarettes, buddy :lol:
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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby Pas » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:30 am

godix wrote:Guess what that means, bitches. It means I own you!

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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby Nya-chan Production » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:34 am

AND SO IT SHALL BE!

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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby EvaFan » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:38 am

For some reason the avatar you had when I read your post seemed fitting: Image
"The people cannot be [...] always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to [...] the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to public liberty. What country can preserve its liberties, if it's rulers are not warned [...] that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants."-Thomas Jefferson

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Postby Cross/fade » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:17 am

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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby Autraya » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:40 am

you got made an admin for half a day?
new banzors in the making :p

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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby Mr Pilkington » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:16 am

dare I say a godix controlled world would be truly outrageous.
Truly, Truly, Truly Outrageous
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Postby JaddziaDax » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:39 am

fun times

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Postby ngsilver » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:06 am

Godix for most helpful and most awesomist mod EVAR!!!!
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Postby AaronAMV » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:11 am

you're my idol godix
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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby Radical_Yue » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:19 am

Bout time :D

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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby Jnzk » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:28 am

Viva la revolucion!

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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:42 am

ROW ROW ROW FIGHT DAH POWAH.
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Re: Can absolute power corrupt absolutely if I'm already corrupt

Postby aesling » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:52 am

Seig heil.
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