Sooper Powers

[Fall_Child42]

So if you had a stupid super power what would it be?
These are not A-List super hero level powers here. No laser eyes, strength of 100 men, flying etc.

Stupid super powers only.

Mine I think would be to apparate food out of thin air.
Seemingly useless, but if I was falling a great distance BAM POOL OF JELL-O
I could make soup which would scald people.
And also I could have a pulled pork sandwhich ANY TIME I WANTED.

[Animated]

ANY TIME I WANTED.

NO WAI.

[Jadecavy]

Honestly, I'd like to have the power that everything I ate tasted like peppermint. \o/

[Enigma]

Ominpotence

[Castor Troy]

I want the power to turn any food into whatever I want and it would still retain the nutritional value and calories of the original food.

For example, I would turn a piece of lettuce into a pizza and I would only gain the calories and nutrition of the lettuce.

[godix]

The ability to stab people in the face over the internet. ESPECIALLY the type of people that comment on youtube videos.

[kenisama]

I want the ability to shit out high speed internet connectivity to any device I choose from anywhere in the world. and yes, I want to literally shit it out...

[Ingow]

the power to think in little yellow boxes

[mirkosp]

The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...

[Jadecavy]

I'd also like the power to prevent hasteroth from ever being able to access the internet.