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by demented » Sun May 16, 2004 12:44 pm
Off topic: Dancing helps a lot as well, so learn to dance and hit the clubs
On topic:
Both Tidus and Ash fight to decide who is not the official 'anime sissy'. It was supposed to be a fist fight but Ash, being the weenie that he is, calls out pikachu to fight for him (you ever notice that the humans never handle their problems themselves but always make their pokemon do all the fighting? Even when one human is beefin' with another human, its the pokeman that does all the fighting... pussies, all of them are.) Tidus upon seeing the rat is very, very scared but pretends not to be by pretending to laugh it off, "Haa - haaa - haaa - haaa - haaaaaaa!!" Pikachu then makes a mad dash straight for Tidus, just as the oversized ugly rat was about to do his signature move, he gets stepped on by... Eva-01!! Looks like Shinji doesn't want to be called a sissy as well, so he entered the fight too! ... well not really, he didn't want to fight at first but Asuka made him go anyways. Asuka didn't want the kids to make fun of her for hanging out with Shinji, so she smacked the back of is head and threw his ass into the ring. So now we got ourselves a triple-threat match, Ash vs. Tidus vs. Shinji. Just as the tension rises, we hear... a motorcycle? Eikichi Onizuka has ridden into the scene. He magically morphs into Devilman, flies up to the Eva and pulls out and opens the pod and throws Shinji's pastie ass out onto the ground, telling him that he's gotta be a man and not use the Eva. Now were back to the standoff again sans the Eva. Tidus was about to make a move until Yusuke and Kuwabara makes an entrance. What's this? Another interference?! They seemed yelling out something. "Mama's boy! Mama's boy! You'll never be like your daddy! Mama's boy!" Tidus breaks down into tears and bawls while pulling on his bleached hair. Ok, this is getting sad now, so Vash agreed to stop running away and Spike has agreed to stop with the pursuit and both decided to get John Woo on all their pussy asses. Vash placed a perfect shot right in between Shinji's leg's just to see if there was anything there and Spike, with dual pistols, made like Chow Yun-Fat, slides along the floor and puts 10,000 bullets into Tidus and Ash. After the smoke clears. Onizuka, Spike, Vash, Yusuke, and Kuwabara all got together to eat at Hooters to enjoy pitcher of beer, some wings, breasts, and if they're hungry enough... perhaps some chicken too. Yet all the fans were somewhat unsatisfied sees... Asuka and puts a beating down on her. The beating is still going on and tickets are sold by Cloud Clone at $3.75 a pop, but if you're female, he'll let you in free. Refreshements and snacks are available at the concession stands.
"Don't compare me to a demented poster!" - Moonlight Soldier
Knowledge is power, Power corrupts
...Study hard and be evil
Nooooo!!!