4th Anual Ms Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest

NS · Post by NS » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:09 pm

NS: Should I show them the picture I have of you and your sister?
Maya: sure, it wont be anything they haven't seen from me already, plus it may entice them to know that i'll do things in groups..possibly with my sister
NS:

NS:Also, if I just link to a picture, but don't show it then people don't HAVE to look at it, so it's not breaking any rules or anything, plus.. if people can have more then one possibly group shot then it'll be a lot sexier, so I don't think anybody will object >_>

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4185 ... peruj0.jpg

Remember... VOTE MAYA!

L.Fist · Post by **L.Fist** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:28 pm

L.Fist: Okay, we're back. And Kagura-san has a sexy new tan to show off to you guys and gals (ignore first post by me). She just want to get us some drinks (no alcohol mind you).

Kagura: Okay, I'm back with the drinks.

L.Fist: Great!

...

Where's mine?

Kagura: Why don't you try and find it?

L.Fist and some members of the audience:

Kagura: My only question is why did you use your power of fire to give me a tan instead of just going to the tanning area?

L.Fist: (Isn't it obvious?

) I just wanted to put my powrs to better use. For good reasons. Instead of lighting a certain someone on fire in their sleep. *looks in immorrel's direction*

Kagura:

L.Fist: Anyways, let's continue with the show, shall we?

Kagura: OKAY!

*changes in to next outfit*

Kagura: How's this?

*audience ohs and ahs*

L.Fist: That's what I'm talking about! Okay, time for the next outfit.

Kagura: Okay!

*changes again*

L.Fist: Lovely!

*Tomo comes from behind Kagura*

Tomo: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? You don't just put on an outfit and be done with it. You have to sell it. Come on! FLAUNT THOSE BABIES!

L.Fist: *dramatic nose bleed*

Kagura: DAMN IT, TOMO!

(to be continued)

And now for the cat lovers:

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:45 am

Ijexis: Okay, Yoruichi, it's time to show everyone what you've been working on this entire time. Your ultimate swimsuit! Behold!

*silence*

Ijexis: I said, "Your ULTIMATE swimsuit! Behold!"

*silence*

Ijexis:.....

*suddenly the sound of footsteps can be heard*

Ijexis: Haha, I knew you wouldn't disappoint. Now show everyone what they're missing!

*Yoruichi stretches, yawns, and then slumps down onto the floor wearing her "lingerie"*

Yoruichi: I'm tired, it's 2:30 in the morning and you expect me to prance around in a swimsuit?

Ijexis: But, everyone else has had a head start. I figured there wouldn't be any competition now since everyone's resting...

Yoruichi: Yea...everyone's asleep so no one will see the swimsuit anyways, hence, it's a damn waste of time.

Ijexis:...but...

Yoruichi: No "buts", I don't know what you're planning at this god awful hour, but I'm going to get my sleep, tomorrow, we can showcase the "ultimate" swimsuit or whatever.

*With that being said, Yoruichi vanishes out of sight*

Ijexis:...damn...sorry Soi Fon, she didn't take the bait.

*Soi Fon steps out of the shadows sadly*

Soi Fon: Aww, I was so sure I was going to make her mine tonight. All those rose petals, candles, and wine gone to waste for nothing.

Ijexis: Heh, maybe some other time, ne?

Soi Fon: maybe...

*The two are about to leave when they notice a sleep-walking Nami making her way down the hall. They stop and stare as she walks past them and turns the corner out of sight*

Ijexis:...well, that was a bit odd...

Soi Fon: Hey, isn't the kitchen in that direction?

Ijexis: Yes...yes, it is...

NS · Post by NS » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:10 am

Don't tell me that's all you got. There has to be more of yoruichi out there >_>

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:15 am

NerdStrudel wrote:Don't tell me that's all you got. There has to be more of yoruichi out there >_>

After last year's preformance by Megaman as Yoruichi's sponser, I know for fact its not.

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:15 am

*Ijexis yawns* Yea, Yoruichi has a few outfits ready but apparently she's complaining with it being now 3 in the morning and there's the factor of sleep deprivation on my part. So everyone will just have to wait ;P

And, you should be more concerned with why Maya is joining Nami in raiding the fridge...

NS · Post by NS » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:17 am

1 late night Snacking/Lezfest never hurt anybody :O

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:27 pm

Ijexis: Finally, it's a new day. Guess it's time to get down to some serious hardcore campaigning. Might as well get something to eat first, got a bit of work ahead of me later on.

*Ijexis is walking to the kitchen when he sees Maya heading out in a foul mood grumbling to herself*

Maya: miserable wench...eating everything in goddamn sight...

*Maya slams her fist into the wall causing a huge dent and cracks to run up the side. Ijexis immediately jumps back and quietly makes his way past the disgruntled lady*

Ijexis: Geez, what was her probl....

*Stops as he enters the kitchen to see the scene unfolding before him. Nami currently sleeping on the floor with alcohol bottles everywhere and Yoruichi not making the situation any better*

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i311/ ... eating.gif

Ijexis:...aw damnit...she's drunk again...Yoruichi, why do you always devour everything in sight when you get hammered?

Yoruichi: ooh look, it's iji-kun!

Ijexis: Yea, yea, come on. We're already behind on the campaigning as it is.

Yoruichi: hazzah! Do I get to play dress up now?

Ijexis: huh, yea, dress-up, yea, it's time for dress-up.

*Ijexis grabs Yoruichi's arm and a few seconds later the two appear outside with Soi Fon and a partition set up where Yoruichi can change*

Ijexis: Alright then, even though you're drunk. You still need to get into a swimsuit at least...I don't know if what you're wearing now counts as lingerie but we need to get the blood racing of all the onlookers, men, women, and lolis alike!

Yoruichi: whatever, as long as Soi Fon does it too

*Soi Fon perks up at this*

Ijexis:...uh, maybe later...now go get ready *pushes Yoruichi behind the partition and a moment later she emerges*

Yoruichi: Like this?

Ijexis: 0_0 maybe, you should get a top on too...gotta keep this PG-13.

Yoruichi: Fine, fine. Is this better?

Ijexis:...I said to get a top on...I see no top...

Yoruichi: I thought you wanted to get votes?

Ijexis: Yea, but I don't need to be disqualified cause you refuse to cover your breasts.

Yoruichi: Okay, I got the perfect idea. It's perfectly, perfect!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i311/ ... _stfun.png

*Soi Fon's immediately gets a nosebleed*

Ijexis: Geez! Hold on people, we seem to be experiencing a minor wardrobe malfunctioning. Uh, let's just count that as an in-between swimsuit shot, k? hehe...damnit Yoruichi!

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megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:11 am

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:
NerdStrudel wrote:Don't tell me that's all you got. There has to be more of yoruichi out there >_>
After last year's preformance by Megaman as Yoruichi's sponser, I know for fact its not.

That was EmilLang1000. I sponsored Haruhi.

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:47 am

megaman917 wrote:
The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:
NerdStrudel wrote:Don't tell me that's all you got. There has to be more of yoruichi out there >_>
After last year's preformance by Megaman as Yoruichi's sponser, I know for fact its not.
That was EmilLang1000. I sponsored Haruhi.

Bah, you're right. Shows how good my memory is.