how to get rid of annoying seatmates

aznfs · Post by **aznfs** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:01 pm

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane, bus or train
follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Then hit
this
link

6. http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:21 pm

in before "7. ????? 8. PROFIT!"

EvaFan · Post by **EvaFan** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:30 am

aznfs wrote:(and maybe say goodbye!)

More like start wailing with the fists. Or tell em to STFU AND GTFO. -End

Willen · Post by **Willen** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:43 am

I think you'd want the other person to leave. That would probably get you booted from the plane/bus/train.

JaddziaDax · Post by **JaddziaDax** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:28 am

if its a plane i bet you could get arrested on top of it :/

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:58 am

That'd be pretty neat, getting arrested on top of a plane.

EvaFan · Post by **EvaFan** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:33 pm

Willen wrote:I think you'd want the other person to leave. That would probably get you booted from the plane/bus/train.

Getting booted from a plane or train would suck especially a plane... I guess it just depends on how annoying the person was. Still though, after the timer hit's 0 i think something drastic should be done to get your point across to the person.

Then again if they gave me a parachute, that would be awesome.

aznfs · Post by **aznfs** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:48 am

JaddziaDax wrote:if its a plane i bet you could get arrested on top of it :/

nah probably would be tasered several hundred times first

godix · Post by **godix** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:06 am

aznfs wrote:
JaddziaDax wrote:if its a plane i bet you could get arrested on top of it :/
nah probably would be tasered several hundred times first

After thinking about it for a good 2 or 3 seconds I've come to the conclusion I have no problem with anyone in this thread being tasered several hundred times. So I fully support this plan. Have fun guys.

SQ · Post by SQ » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:45 pm

I thought the answer was just fart really loud.

... Didn't matter if it smelled or not.

Then, even if they don't leave, they'll be really quiet.

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