Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:11 am

A: Cunducting torture is a very good workout.

Q: What is so wrong with the world that Sakura(from Beat to Death Angel Dokuro-chan) is going to creat in the future?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:32 pm

A: No Yuri. Who would want to live in a world without Yuri? Surely, not I.

Q: What would Naota say to Haruko to make her go cry in the corner?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:01 pm

A: he would yell at the top of his lungs, "Atomesk(sp) dies in the last episode"

Q:We all know by now that Rukia lives in Ichigo's closet. No normal girl would do that (ignore the fact that she's not a "normal" girl)...so that must mean that Ichigo is one smooth operator.
one day, Ichigo wakes up to find Rukia next to him in bed...but wait a minute, Ichigo's not in his bed, he's in the closet! and he's also late for school
what series of events led to this? (must include an appliance, a bathing suit and Windex (glass cleaner) in your answer)

animefanrk2k · Post by **animefanrk2k** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:36 am

A: *cracks knuckles* OBVIOUSLY, the day before, Ichigo was forced to go to the beach by the producers for the yearly "Let's Swim In November" event where every Bleach character, whether they want to or not, participates in a variety of events in freezing cold waters. Of course, once all of the festivities were done, Ichigo and Rukia go home together, freezing their butts off in bathing suits 'cause no one remembered a change of clothing. Rukia promptly walks into a large glass panel that Ichigo's dad had bought and cleaned with Windex while the two were out. (He was going to use it with a frame to have a large Bleach-cast picture that he'd sell on eBay for a million yen. =P) Now that Rukia was knocked out, Ichigo was forced to carry her back in, except along the way, Rukia in her sleep grabbed a blender and conked Ichigo over the head with it. Long story short, Ichigo makes it to the closet, but never leaves.

Q: Why does everyone in Dragonball calculate power levels by thousands instead of decimals? (Cheese is required for nonsense.

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Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:18 pm

A. the scouters are made for two things, measuring power levels and measuring the calories in fastfood cheese.

Q1. Why is it Maes Hughes is the only military personnel who doesn't carry a gun?

Q2. If the military is willing to toss end into battle though he's a kid, why isn't he required to wear a uniform?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:58 am

A1. If we told you that, we'd have to kill you..

A2. Because kids in uniforms suck.

Q. If Seiya [Blood] were to be cast in the musical 'Rent', who would she be, and why??

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:57 pm

A. The one that hacks up Rosario Dawson, Why: because she's in too many damn movies!

Q. Who's running the secret counterfeit Headband ring in Naruto's village?

Ari-chan · Post by **Ari-chan** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:31 pm

Super Shanko wrote:A. The one that hacks up Rosario Dawson, Why: because she's in too many damn movies!

Q. Who's running the secret counterfeit Headband ring in Naruto's village?

A. Obviously Kakashi, thats why he is always late (cat crossed his path my ass).

Q. What job do you think Vegeta works at that only allowed him one day off (only so he could go home and find a giant evil monster destroying the city)?

Call.Me.Ember · Post by **Call.Me.Ember** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:59 pm

Q. What job do you think Vegeta works at that only allowed him one day off (only so he could go home and find a giant evil monster destroying the city)?

A. We're not exactly sure at the moment, but we think it had something to do with the Shadow Girls from Utena .......

Q. If Alucard, Kenshin and Jin (YYH) got into a fight, who would win and how?[/code]

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:27 am

A: Under Dog, nuff said

Q: Which anime character would be best suited to become the next spokesperson for Pepsi?