Sasuke: I forgive you, brother! I have learned to forgive!
Naruto:'now what?! Screw Sasuke! Orochimaru can have his pansy ass for all I care!

Sakura: Chouji is soo my type
Shikamaru: Does anyone need anything done or any help around here?
Bleach
Ichigo: Argghhh! the hell with it, I don't believe in ghosts!
Chad: You think I can sell this neackles?
Yachiru: I gots to have the most stupid name ever...
Kenpachi: Peace man, I do not wish to fight. Besides you're better than me anyways.