So I have noticed recently

[HungryCrackPot]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo holmes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[bum]

....... as my penis slid slowly up his thick, plump ass.......

[Bardiel13]

[requiett]

Concurrently this is the tale of the reason
My existence was rearranged in a manner not conforming with the status quo
Therefore I would like to request a moment
So please make yourself comfortable
As I reminisce about my informal coronation to become the unofficial prince of the upper-class suburban community of Bel-Air

I was reared as a young lad on the western end of the city Philidelphia
And it was in the city's recreational parks where I spent my social time
I found it to be very carefree and lacking in the need for strenuous labor
Many an afternoon I spent playing hoop-and-ball in the court of the high school I was attending
When I noticed some seedy looking young men who wished to engage me in fisticuffs
They caused quite a ruckus and general stir in public view
Thus I engaged these charlatans in a quarrel which was cause for concern to my household matriarch
She informed me that I would be placed into the custody of my aunt and uncle in the town of Bel-Air

I hailed a patron of public transportation and when it approached my general proximity
I became aware of the unusual license plate that was labeled "Fresh" and the uncanny dice which were displayed on the rear-view mirror
For some reason it occured to me that this sort of vehicle was not commonplace
However these thoughts soon fled from my mind as I instructed the driver as to my destination "Please escort my person to the town of Bel-Air."

I arrived at the homestead of my relatives roughly around seven or eight o'clock in the Western Standard time
I raised my voice to the driver of the taxi cab that I would become aware of his odoriferous presence at a later time
I surveyed the lay of the land before me that I would claim as my own
I had arrived at last
To place myself into the throne as the heir to the city of Bel-Air.

[DeinReich]

Concurrently this is the tale of the reason
My existence was rearranged in a manner not conforming with the status quo
Therefore I would like to request a moment
So please make yourself comfortable
As I reminisce about my informal coronation to become the unofficial prince of the upper-class suburban community of Bel-Air

I was reared as a young lad on the western end of the city Philidelphia
And it was in the city's recreational parks where I spent my social time
I found it to be very carefree and lacking in the need for strenuous labor
Many an afternoon I spent playing hoop-and-ball in the court of the high school I was attending
When I noticed some seedy looking young men who wished to engage me in fisticuffs
They caused quite a ruckus and general stir in public view
Thus I engaged these charlatans in a quarrel which was cause for concern to my household matriarch
She informed me that I would be placed into the custody of my aunt and uncle in the town of Bel-Air

I hailed a patron of public transportation and when it approached my general proximity
I became aware of the unusual license plate that was labeled "Fresh" and the uncanny dice which were displayed on the rear-view mirror
For some reason it occured to me that this sort of vehicle was not commonplace
However these thoughts soon fled from my mind as I instructed the driver as to my destination "Please escort my person to the town of Bel-Air."

I arrived at the homestead of my relatives roughly around seven or eight o'clock in the Western Standard time
I raised my voice to the driver of the taxi cab that I would become aware of his odoriferous presence at a later time
I surveyed the lay of the land before me that I would claim as my own
I had arrived at last
To place myself into the throne as the heir to the city of Bel-Air.

Wow. Awesome.

p.s.

[Bardiel13]

Seconded.
requiett>HungryCrackPot

[Dark_Falz]

I much prefer the second version...!

[Dr. Derpface, J.D.]

Concurrently this is the tale of the reason
My existence was rearranged in a manner not conforming with the status quo
Therefore I would like to request a moment
So please make yourself comfortable
As I reminisce about my informal coronation to become the unofficial prince of the upper-class suburban community of Bel-Air

I was reared as a young lad on the western end of the city Philidelphia
And it was in the city's recreational parks where I spent my social time
I found it to be very carefree and lacking in the need for strenuous labor
Many an afternoon I spent playing hoop-and-ball in the court of the high school I was attending
When I noticed some seedy looking young men who wished to engage me in fisticuffs
They caused quite a ruckus and general stir in public view
Thus I engaged these charlatans in a quarrel which was cause for concern to my household matriarch
She informed me that I would be placed into the custody of my aunt and uncle in the town of Bel-Air

I hailed a patron of public transportation and when it approached my general proximity
I became aware of the unusual license plate that was labeled "Fresh" and the uncanny dice which were displayed on the rear-view mirror
For some reason it occured to me that this sort of vehicle was not commonplace
However these thoughts soon fled from my mind as I instructed the driver as to my destination "Please escort my person to the town of Bel-Air."

I arrived at the homestead of my relatives roughly around seven or eight o'clock in the Western Standard time
I raised my voice to the driver of the taxi cab that I would become aware of his odoriferous presence at a later time
I surveyed the lay of the land before me that I would claim as my own
I had arrived at last
To place myself into the throne as the heir to the city of Bel-Air.

Your post, good sir, is made entirely of Win.

[Dark_Falz]

You, sir, are a genius!!!!! How the hell do you come up with this stuff?! My mind is blown!