Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:39 pm

A: Fast Forward several years... The Major now looks sooo cute in that skirt that he his ass is bruised from all the lovely pinches he gets... and he's kinda getting fed up with being called 'Toots'.

Q: What would happen if Yami and Yugi got split apart *finally*?? Intense psychotherapy? What??? Clue me in!

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:21 pm

A: Yugi would think it wouldn't be a big deal, but would eventually start talking to a goose (for some reason he keeps calling it Queen JubJub...)
one day the goose would lead Yugi into on oven (it's like a magnet...geese and ovens. Gaggles of geese flock to ovens for no other reason)
meanwhile... Yami, having nowhere to go, and no means to inhabit another person's mind ends up haunting a house. Many a people are scared away from the house, but the hauntings have been reported to occur somewhere around dinner. (something fishy about this...)
In a strange twist of events, the goose was drawn to the supernatural powers of the house, and the oven door was left open from the last inhabitants.
once the goose and Yugi are in the oven, the door closes and...well, yeah I'll trust you can imagine what happens next (a house has to eat too you know)
so wouldn't you know it, Yami and Yugi's souls end up together...forever (heh...Yugi's goose is cooked...too much work for a bad joke)

Q: The characters from Escaflowne are strapped for cash (one series and a movie or two isn't enough to live on) so they decide to do a few commercials. What product(s) do they endorse, and what would the commercial look like?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:41 pm

A. Pepsi of course.

Its time for battle, he gets in his big ass robot, but instead of changing from a dragon into robot mode, he instead changes into a giant can of Pepsi, pops the tab and shoot a super blast of Crisp, delicious Pepsi at the baddies and saves the day(this commercial was brought to you by Pepsi[Drink Pepsi or you will die])

Q. Why doesn't Armstrong have a girlfriend? someone like him could easily pick up like 9 girls at once, and i really mean "Pick Up" 9 girls at once.

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:57 pm

A: Because as is commanded in the Armstrong Family Guide to Making Families: The mate is the one who needs to do the picking up. 11 Armstrong to be exact. Seeing as a girl that strong only comes about once in a blue moon, Armstrong will have his next chance Saturday, June 30, 2007.

Q: What slime is best? Is it the Dragon Quest slime, Negima's slime sisters, or some other slime?

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:03 pm

Malificus wrote:Q: What slime is best? Is it the Dragon Quest slime, Negima's slime sisters, or some other slime?

A: Slimer, of course! Who else ya gonn' call?

Q: Whose fault is it that Kogepan is burnt?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:26 pm

A. Mustang of course, but he used his craftiness to pass off the blame.

Q. Your walking down a back alley for some reason no one knows why, and you hear a pair of roller blades rolling at you slowly, you turn around quickly, nothing. you start walking faster trying to get to end of the alley, but it just keeps going on and on, now you hear the roller blades again along with the sound of a metal bat clinging against the ground, you can feel the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end, you know for sure theres someone, something behind you, though you know it wont end good, you turn around anyway and see.....

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:55 pm

What I want to say:

A: Peppo of course! You know how those <s>Italian</s> Lunar bandits are!

What I sould say:

A: Ms Aki.

Q: What anime/game character would win in a Graffiti battle (like in Samurai Champloo episode 18: War of the Words)?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:16 pm

Malificus wrote:Q: What anime/game character would win in a Graffiti battle (like in Samurai Champloo episode 18: War of the Words)?

Also say who they beat, and how they won.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:07 pm

A.
Contestants.
Mugen(current champ)
Naruto Uzumaki
Spike Spiegal
Edward Wong Hau Pepolo Truvsky III - Champion with her Giant smiley face.

Q. Are some of the members on this board secretly Tachcoma's?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:47 pm

Q: Why is Bleach named Bleach?

Yes, I realize I broke my own rue, but I couldn't resist