Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

[megaman917]

Alright class, it's time to continue our lesson on: Effect Flight Communication

Claus: Claus to Lavie; preparing for final decent into southern cave. Over.
Lavie: Lavie to Claus; Please? Be gentle going in and let me navigate. Please? Over.
Claus: Roger that. Over.
Lavie: Correct your entry by 20 degrees, advance slowly, and it should be clear sailing from there. Over.
Claus: Lavie, it looks like it's going to be a tight squeeze. Over.
Lavie: Keep advancing! OOOOOver!
Claus: The head of the vanship is in! Over.
Lavie: SSSSlowy, go in................some..............more! Over!

*Class, do I really need to finish this? *

[Aliana]

Ive died an gone to pervert heaven.

[Master_K528]

Chobits
Plum: :blows whistle: Who's ready to get physical?!
Hideki: Well, it'd be a first for me, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

((Five points for anyone who can guess where I stole that from))

[megaman917]

Our lesson continues on:Effective Flight Communication
Last Exile

Claus: Claus to Lavie; I'm going to completely exit and re-enter the cave a few times. Over!!!!!!!!!!
Lavie: Lavie to Claus! THTHTHERE'S NO NNEED TO DO THAT! O O O Over!
Claus: I know, but I'm gonna do it anyway!
Lavie: Claus!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Claus: Hmm Nope!
Claus: Oh don't worry, there's an even tighter cave that I'm gonna explore!
Lavie: Oh GOD!

*That is the end of out lesson on Effective Flight Communication*

[megaman917]

Today's lesson:Learning When To Say "NO"

*Misato is out with Kaji, Asuka came back home from her dinner date early. Asuka and Shinji are home alone*

Asuka: You wanna kiss me?
Shinji: Huh
Asuka: Do you.....want.......to.....kiss.....me?
Shinji: Why?
Asuka: You've never been kissed before?
Shinji: No
Asuka: or are you just scared?
Shinji: I'm not afraid! In fact, I have better Idea! Let's have some hot, dry, rough sex; right here, right now!
Asuka: SAY WHAT!?
Shinji: You heard me!
Asuka: *gulp*
Shinji: Awwwww! Is wittle Asuka afwaid to open up?
Asuka: I'm, I'm not scared.................of anything!
Shinji: We'll see about that. *approaches Asuka*

Class, what should Asuka have done right then and there?

[minako18]

Mugen- "how do you like my sword, sheathed or unsheathed?'

Fuu- "I may be young , but i'm perky"

Lupin- "I think I'll settle for the booby prize"

kuwabra- "want to see my spirit sword?"

Rei ayanami- "there is plenty of me to go round"

Tifa- "She's dead why not have a real woman?"

[Master_K528]

Shinji Ikari: My Eva ain't the only big thing coming out of Tokyo-3!

[greenrider85]

rukia: hey ichigo let's stop fooling ourselves and make out?

[megaman917]

Today's lesson:Gambling can be bad for you.
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

*Cyrus and Chumly return to their dorm room*
Cyrus: Hey, Chumly, we seem to be locked out!
Chumly: Hey, you're right! And, where's Jaden?
Cyrus: I think he's inside, and with Alexis!
*they peek inside the dorm room*
*inside*
Jaden: Alright Alexis, you lost the duel, and you remember our little wager, right? Now get naked and bend over!
Alexis: You do know that I was kidding about the bet, right? *slowly backs away*
Jaden: Yeah, but I wasn't! *slowly approaches her*
Alexis: But, Cy and Chumly are right outside. *slowly backs away*
Jaden: Hey, they can watch and listen. *slowly approaches her and pins her against the wall*
Alexis: B-B-B-But, what if we get caught?
Jaden: We won't get caught.
Alexis: B-B-B-But......................
Jaden: *sings* Somebody is blushing. Somebody is blushing.
Alexis: Jaden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaden: Come on. You know you want to.
Alexis: Oooh! Please; be gentle with me!

And that was today's lesson on how:Gambling can be bad (or in this case good) for you.


Yes, I do have dirty mind.

[Master_K528]

Okay, that was good.

s-CRY-ed
Tachibana: Seems I have two more balls with your name on 'em.

((Millions of puns on "treasure balls" in that episode alone))