-makes it the most boring thing EVAR, ha ha!-
Q1 A: Asuka: *sitting in her room, happy la la land*
Shinji: *opens her door* Uhm, Asuka?
Asuka: Augh, mein Gott!! *glares up at Shinji* Was?!
Shinji: Uh-Uh, I'm sorry! I just wanted to know, uhm, some...thing...
Asuka: *gives him a glare before sighing* Mensch, Shinji, you're so stooopid. C'mon in and ask your dumb question.
Shinji: *walks in and trips on her covers* Augh!
Asuka: *immediately thinks the worst of Shinji and screams* AAAH!! YOU PERVERT! *insert pic from above*
Shinji: *gets massively horrible traumatic injury to his groin, and Pen Pen calls 911, sending him to the hosptial*
-Latar that night-
Asuka: *has been drinking a bit and is all* Nyar, I needs smex. Aaaaand, I'm desperate. To Shinji!
Shinji: *in the hospital and knocked up on pain killers* .....
Asuka: *crawls into the hospital bed, is all seductive* Shinjiiiii...
Shinji: *looks at Asuka and smiles in his drug induced stupor* Kaworu...
Q2 A: Shinji was planning to ask Asuka if it's wrong to love another man.
Q3 A: The hospital staff discovers them and evicts Asuka out of the hospital for molesting a patient who was obviously out of his mind thanks to the pain killers... And she gets a DUI for piloting an Eva under the influence...
Q4 A: 'Ironic' and 'DUIs: How to get them, how to avoid them'
Q: What's ev'ryone thinking??