What Anime Characters Would Never Say

[ShinMasaki]

Ai Yori Aoshi

Kaoru: You know? Screw this, why bother with just Aoi when I got the whole household!

Aoi: Kaoru, pay your rent today or I am kicking you out of this house.

Tina: Shh...quiet...I'm meditating.


Onegai Sensei

Mizuho: Okay class, today we are going on a fieldtrip to the moon.

Kei: Everyone, I want to introduce you to my wife...


Ranma 1/2

Kuno: Ranma-chan, will you marry me?
Ranma: *cries* Oh Kuno, I never thought this day would come!

Ukyo: You know what? Nobody buys okinomiyaki anyway...how about a burger joint?


Azumanga Daioh

Yukari: I wake up every morning at the crack of dawn and go for a 5 mile jog to my dear, dear friend Nyamo's locale. After waking her, we enjoy a nice pleasant cup of gourmet coffee, my treat of course, then head to school. I love being a teacher!

Chiyo: Shut it, teach.

Sakaki: *on her way to school, kicks a puppy*


Chobits

Hideki: No, no, Miss Hibiya. You need to access the application file in the main OS programming file BEFORE you try to input the search string.

Ah! My Goddess

Belldandy: Keichii? I hate you.

[thevindicateddreamer]

nuriko: "I LOVE GIRLS"

haru: "I EAT COW"

san goku: "I'm on diet"

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hibiki- I do it all girls, slurps puffs massages


dita-EWWWwww you mean you weren't earing a mask? thats REALLY your face?


goku-1....2....3....ORGY!!! YAY!!

vegeta-your my whole life darling

samurichamploo- jen, lets put aside our diffurences and be friends...k?


pikuchu- WHAT? do you see the size of that thing? NO F***ING WAY you go tackle 'em ash, I'm tired of hit'in my head.

ryu(streetfighter-man I hate fighting, i always wanted to be a hobo...why can't I be a hobo, I mean its alot better than getting my face borken


bulma-krillin, has anybody ever told you how sexy you look when your hopping up to punch other fighters in the face?


picolo-chichi, I have a confession to make, well ever sence....well um...you looked so pretty...no......um....


chichi- oh who cares anymore? I mean who gives a fu** if my two boys run off and get killed?

[tak3thatback]

Sesshomaru: I just might need my brother for this one.

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Sesshomaru: I just might need my brother for this one.

now why didn't I think of that'n?


inuyasha- KAGOME!! BEND OVER
kagome-FINE



miroku-what what kind of pervert are you woman? asking me to give you the gift of child-birth, and when I am completly single, and sango is nowhere in sight...do you need to be exercized?



sango- miroku SLAP MY.......(for the sake of not cussing) BUM!!

ed elric- I'm short and thats OK!! by the way, mustang did you notice I'm short?

[Dylan's forcelance]

Naruto: I don't think I want to be the next Hokage anymore.... I think I would rather just be a hermit, and never talk to people agin. I think life is better when you are not noticed.

Sosuke: Naruto is such a wise man. Maybe I should try to be more calm and collected like him.

Sakura: You know, come to think of it, Sosuke is really kinda ugly when you get a good look at him. Maybe I should ware glasses...

Kakashi: I think I am going to put down "Makeout paradise" and instead, read something that like "The biography of Martha Stuart" or something with real moral value.

[RevanSigma]

I dunno if you guys consider Transformers a true anime or not but, here goes something:

Megatron: Optimus, I'm pregnant.

[megaman917]

I dunno if you guys consider Transformers a true anime or not but, here goes something:

Megatron: Optimus, I'm pregnant.

Don't worry Transformers is anime. But still.............................

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naraku- AHHHHHhhhhh-WAHHHH I CAN'T FIND THOSE DARN JEWEL-MUH-JIGGERS

inuyasha- don't worry naraku!! I'll HELP YO FIND THEM WHILE KOUGA MAKES-OUT WITH KAGOME AGAINST HER WILL!!

kouga-*smiles*

kagome- what? no, inuyasha what are you thinking?

inuyasha- shut up bitch can't you see I'm helping an enemy in need?

[KingSchwill]

Gutz: What the world needs now, is love sweet love, not love just for one, but for everyone.