If anime were on Peter Griffin's TV...

[OtakuMan22]

Holy crap! You guys still remember this thing? I feel a bit flattered!

Well let's see here...
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Tom Tucker: ...And so if you see one on the streets, shoot it and shoot it dead. And now for Entertainment news, here's Diane.

Diane: Thanks Tom. Today, a new movie was just released in theaters called Cowboy Bebop: The movie. It features Garth Brooks as a man trying to find new ways to express himself, until he meets jazz legend B.B. King and...

(man from offstage comes on screen and whispers into Diane's ear)

Diane: ...it's about what now? I don't get it?

KZZZZZZZT

Lois: Here Stewie! I brought you a new video to watch!

Stewie: Oh goodie! Let me guess, is it "Land Before Time 45: Not Another Land Before Time Movie", or maybe something featuring Elmo. God only knows what he did to Telly!

(gets tape in hands)

Stewie: YU-GI-OH? What sort of nonsense is this?

Lois: Now Stewie, the lady at the video store said kids love this kind of thing. I have to go get some groceries for dinner tonight, so Brian, I want you to keep an eye on Stewie while I'm gone.

Brian (reading newspaper while on the couch): No problem.

Lois: Take care of yourselves! (puts in tape and presses play)

TV: It's time to Du-Du-Du-Du... dudududuDUEL!

Stewie: :sigh: Something tells me this is going to be a long 2 hours.

3 hours later...

Lois: Brian, Stewie, I'm back! How were things while I was...

Stewie: Alright, I got $20 that says I win in this turn.

Brian: I'll see your $20 and raise you another $5! Call it!

Stewie: Fine! I use Polymerization to fuse my Blue Eyes White Dragon with the other 2 I have to create the Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon! With Attack power of 5000, you are going DOOOOWWWWN! Now ATTACK MY DRAGON! ATTACK WITH THE FIRES OF HELL BEHIND YOU!

Brian: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess you haven't my little friend here, the DRAGON WHISTLE! You know, the one that makes any and all Dragon monsters on your opponents side switch sides? Once again Mr. Stewie, there is nothing of yours that I can not take away!

Stewie: DAMMIT! You win this one Dog. 1.2.3.4.5.6.... HERE'S YOUR DAMN MONEY! I WANT A RE-MATCH!

Lois: BRIAN! STEWIE! What on Earth is going on? Are you two gambling?

Brian: Uh, well, you see, uhh....

Stewie (pointing to the TV): The tape did it!

~Otaku-Man

[older_gohan]

*stewie walks into the living room to see chris watching the T.V.*

Stewie: What the duece are you doing here?

Chris: Oh Hey little guy, wanna watch this show Gundam Wing with me?

Stewie: No, I don't want to watch your show. I demand that turn it this instant!

Chris: Your excited to huh?

Stewie: Listen here you twit, unless you change this station right now!

*the show appear and gundams start blowing things up*

Stewie: Oh my. What pure bliss. What over zealous exstacy. These machines are imcomparible in strength. Look how well that mow through those troops of the defending nation. Now those are men who know how to take over the world! I must plan

*Stewie gets up and leaves the room. Scene cuts to stewies bedroom*

*Stewie is walking front of 5 stuffed animals.*

Stewie: Now listen here. I am making three mechanical suitts in which you five will use to help me conqueor the world!

*points to the bear*

Stewie: You will have the most powerfull! But I require that you cry and talk about politics on issues you have no experience with. These ramblings will be your inspiration to fight!

*points to rabbit*

Stewie: And you! You will...
Did you just touch bear's ass?
Oh God you get five men together with emotional problems and it becomes a regular sausage fest.

[Fall_Child42]

Peter: Hey Check it out we got Sattilite T.V.! Now we can watch T.V. from all over the world!

Brian: Hey look, Japanese T.V.

Camera pans to T.V.
Caution on the screen that reads

"Warning the following program containes
extreme graphic violence and mild tentacle rape.
Reccomended for veiwers 13 and older."

[As a side note, I remember seeing the South Park parody of Akira (trapper keeper episode) man that was awesome.]

[older_gohan]

I have made these on another board and decided to bring them here.

lol, that's great. Ok another...

*Meg is watching sailor moon in the living room'

Meg: They are so cute and have such awsome powers. I wonder what it would be like if I was on the show.

*cuts to Meg in sailor moon*

Villian: Now I'm going to suck all the Nega-force from these people!

*Meg runs in*

Meg: Oh no you don't! Moon prism power!

*she starts to tranform. Gets to the part where she loses all of her clothes*

Villian: OH god my eyes! They burn! *Starts stabbing them out* It's so hideous! Oh god! *keeps stabbing them*

[older_gohan]

*Peter walks in and starts talking with Brian*

Peter: Brian I"m not sure what I should do. i keep losing money gambling and then wind up in debt.

Brian: Well here's a random idea. How about you stop.

Peter: No, I couldn't do that. That would be to obvious. I think I have a serious problem.

Brian: You realize this isn't your first serious problem with addiction. Remember when you were that soilder for section 9...


*cuts to scene with Batou*

Batou: They are sexaroids.

Peter: Sexwhat?

Batou: Sexaroids.

Peter: What the hell is a sexar... oohhhh
Who makes them?

*cuts back*

Brian: Or that time you collected those jewel shards and kept putting them in your body.

*cut to inuyasha setting*

Peter: Oh hell yeah another one of these things! Lets see I have one in each of my legs, another in each of my arms, where can I...

*stuffs hands down his pants*

ooohhhh yeah...

*cuts back*

Brian: Or that time...

Peter: Alright I get the idea.

[older_gohan]

*Peter is at the bar with Quagmire*

Quagmire: Hey baby, how about me and you go for ride. Then we can take a trip in my car. Giggidy giggidy goo!

*she slaps him and walks off*

Quagmire: Woah check out the can's on her!

Peter: You know they aren't real. It's like those stupid japanese cartoons.

*cut to cowboy bebop*

Peter: Oh come on! You know they are fake! They are completely out of proportion boobs! No one has them that big!

*Faye pulls her gun up and points it him*

Peter: well maybe you do...

[older_gohan]

*Brian walks in frustrated*

Peter: Jeeze what's wrong Brian?

Brian: Well i've been teaching english to southerners and it's near impossible for them to learn or keep their attention. It is almost as bad when i was try to teach Mihoshi how to use a galaxy police ship.


*cut to different scene*

Brian: Ok now you are suppsoed to turn this lever here and then push this button. Got it?

Mihoshi: What's your name again?

Brian: Were you even listening to anything i was saying?

Mihoshi: I love being a officer.

Mihoshi: What did you want again?

Brian: I want you to shut up and listen!

Mihoshi: Your a nice guy.

Brian: You know, screw it. Just screw it. Dave chapell isn't even that high.

[older_gohan]

Brian: What are you watching peter?

Peter: Oh this new reality show with 9 girls and one guy. Supposed to be interesting. Seriously, it almost has as many lesbians scenes as that show Chris watches.

*cut to sailor moon*

Serena: Hey Rei, could you bring me my noodles.

Rei: Sure serena, where are you?

Serena: In my room.

*Rei walks up to serena's room*

Rei: Why aren't you wearing any clothes serena?

*Rei gets pulled in quickly*

[older_gohan]

Peter: Hey brian can ya help me get the trunk open on my car?

*Brian walks out*

Brian: Sure peter *Tugs at the lid a few times*
I'm not sure your going to get it open peter

Peter: Oh yes I am, I've tried harder things.

*cute to Ah! My Goddess*

Peter: So what your saying is all I have to do is run into this mirror and I'll be transported to anywhere in the universe

Belldandy: Certainley Mr. Peter. You will be able to go anywhere your heart desires.

Peter: Hell yeah I'm ready for this.

*takes a few steps back and runs head first into a mirror hanging on the wall and then falls to the ground unconsious*

[older_gohan]

Peter: What are you doing louis

Louis: I'm making brownies

Peter: Can I lick the wisks?

Louis: No, you lost that privelage. Remember what happened last time you abused a privilage?

*cut to Big O*

Peter: Come on.

Roger Smith: No

Peter: Please?

Roger Smith: No.

Peter: Come on, just this once. I swear I'll never ask again.

Roger smith: *sigh* fine.. *holds his arm with the watch out to peter*

Peter: Big!
oooooooooooorgasm!

*laughs and then is hit in the back of the head and falls on the ground unconsious*