What Anime Characters Would Never Say

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Post by EmilLang1000 » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:49 pm

Goku (ANY version...): I'm full.

Miroku: Not tonight, dear.

Chang Wu-Fei: Why can't we all just get along?

Sousuke Sagara: Oh what a beautiful MOOOOORNIIIIIIN'!

Hiei: Oh what a beautiful daaaaaaaaaay!

Vegeta: I've got a beautiful FEEEEEELIIIIIIIN'

Shinji: Ev'rything's goin' my waaaaaaaaaaay!

What I wish a character would say...

Ed Elric: I may be short, but six inches looks a heluva lot bigger on me than it does on you... :twisted:
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Post by megaman917 » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:24 pm

Kagome: Inuyasha, this city has a leash law. Sorry, but you have to wear one too.
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Inuyasha: *ties up Kagome and gags her* YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW! :twisted:
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Rei Ayanami: :D Hi, how are you doing today? :D
Rei Ayanami: :lol:
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Kalania wrote:Pikachu-Bitch I ain't gettin' in no ball.
Ash: *puts on rubber gloves and starts bitch slapping Pikachu on every syllable* WHAT! IF I TELL YOU TO GET IN YOUR BALL, MO-THA-FUC-KA, YOU GET IN YOUR BALL. AND WHO ARE YOU CAL-LING A BITCH? YOU NEED TO RE-MEM-BER THAT I OWN YOU. BITCH!
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Rei (Sailor Mars): Serena, from the day I met you, I knew that I wanted a piece of you.
Lita (Sailor Jupiter): Me, too!
Ami (Sailor Mercury): :oops: Me, three.
Mina (Sailor Venus): MMMMMMMMMM Me, four!
Rei, Lita, Ami, Mina: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: *they approach Serena*
Serena (Sailor Moon): :? :o :oops: What are you guys staring at? What are you guys about to do?
*You know what's about to happen*
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Post by Enim » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:02 pm

Hmm...

Kagome: Inuyasha, stand up!

Ed: Yes. I'm a shrimp.

Relena: Peace is for pussies.

Enim: I suck at this.

The end.
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Post by NiTsukiOutlaw » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:12 pm

Hero Yuy: I'm not going to kill you.

How about out-of-character things that wer actually said, such as:

Quatre: I'm gonna blow up the colony... (paraphrased)
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Post by yuppa » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:28 pm

Tenchis fatheris on jerry springer: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHHER!!

Tenchis dad:helll yeah im not your daddy!!! Whose your daddy bitch!! Oh thats right you dont know!!. Im gonna go scres Ryokos ass now. :shock:
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Post by The Origonal Head Hunter » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:20 am

Integral: That's it Maxwell! We are going to Springer!
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Post by inucrazee » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:06 am

I have some! ^_^

Vegeta: I love you.. you love me... we're a happy family...

InuYasha: kagome, osuwari!

Naruto: Sasuke, I've been meaning to tell you.. I... I... MAN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Shigure (from Fruits basket)- High School Boys! High school boys! All for me! High school boys!

Edward Elric: Hey, Roy! I'm finally taller than you!

Pikachu- CHARIZARD!!! Char! Charizard!

Kenshin Himura- Guess what?! I got this great new washer, Miss Kaoru! *points to giant Gundam*

Hiro yuiy- Rubber ducky, you make bathtime so much fun!
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Post by OtakuForLife » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:10 am

Yunta: Oh, No it's not a girl alegy it's ho radar.
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Karou: These scars there press-on tatto's, got yeah!!:)
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Rei: I think I'm clone now....
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Lain: Hmm Linux ... sounds too hard..
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Post by yuppa » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:16 am

chii: Degrade me all night long..master :twisted:

Kaname: shoots the lunch lady.... No rolls??
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Post by mokulen22 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:48 am

Hiei: Yukina, I’m your brother (yeah, that one sucks balls..let me try again..I’m new at this)

Sasuke: Naruto, I know that’s you…I said! Stop touching my ass!
Naruto: WTF! I’m no where near you!
Sakura: *sweat drop* Oh, sorry, my bad, thought that was Naruto’s

Heero: ah, yeah, relena, the guys and I were talking and we have this idea..*insert perverse thought*

Freya: *locks Chi in closet* You’re not comin out til you stop saying “chi”

Fanboy: Those cat ears do nothing for my “secret spot”

Man, this is hard! *clap clap* to everyone here…I throw in the towel!
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