
You actually think that you have the above mentioned powers, but they just havn't unlocked yet.
You hate humans.
You believe that you aren't human, and refuse to listen to anyone who tells you otherwise.
Even your friend who has spent over $700 on manga novels thinks you need to calm down.
Every so often, your vision changes so that everything looks like an anime show.
You grow your hair long so that you can look like Inuyasha without a wig.
You like blue/purple/red, etc hair colours more than real ones. Therefore, you wish you were an albino.
You start to have crushes on people, just because they like anime too.
You think people being impaled is funny.
You want to go to an anime convention, even though you're too shy to talk to anyone, just so you can dress up as Amon.
You don't care if it makes you unpopular and less likely to get a gilfriend, but you must make sure everyone in your school knows that you like anime, just in case someone else does too.
You enjoy frightening people with your actions every oppourtunity you get. (doesn't relate directly with anime, but i think that's what caused it)