...If someone can make a vid with THIS I'll be impressed...

[Heero_Yuy84]

OK...was listening to some songs a friend of mine had on CD recently...one of the songs that came up was so ridiculous, so insane, and so flat-out sick, I could not think of ANY way to make it a vid....

...That said, I'm curious to see if anyone here can.

The song in question:
A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying by Bloodhound Gang

Kids...now would be a good time to hit the 'Back' button...these lyrics are pretty risque and I don't plan to take heat from any of your parents...









The lyrics:
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a
while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this
hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself
to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', ‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. ‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.



Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering
Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby
formula.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the
one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

*****

...on a final note...bonus points if you can keep any sort of continuity in the vid.

[vorx]

This would go well with Digimon.

[RanChan13]

Actually, I was thinking of crossing La Blue Girl with Those Who Hunt Elves to this song. Had the idea long ago, but to this day still don't have any La Blue Girl

[ifihadaninja]

maybe barney?

hes naked and dances...but wait...hes always happy.....

[pinky75910]

I don't think this would work with Digimon.

[sasuke__disoto]

have you ever thought about getting clips of girls crying and finding a spot for it in the music?

[Merm]

HOLY CRAP!!!
Forum rules: make that sig smaller.
4 lines no FRICKIN' HUGE pics.[/u][/i]

[sasuke__disoto]

chill I fixed it already sheesh

[Merm]

chill I fixed it already sheesh

Didn't mean to offend, that was just the biggest Sig I had ever seen.
Plus you fixed it, like a millisecond before I pressed submit.