Utorak wrote:Mr Pilkington wrote:Hentai is god !
Freak.
Where are my sacrifices?!
I DEMAND RETRIBUTION FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE!!
Do not deny the calling within you. The mighty lord Nestomocapholease will punish those not compliant with his demands. His return is upon us! REPENT! REPENT! By the way, the typical animal sacrifice is done in the fashion of a small rodent or like "cut fuzzy creature" being boiled alive in a large vat of Chili, spiced only with the sacred herb.... Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce. Likewise you must wear the sacred garments adorned in a perfect spherical room. The garments must be put on as put fourth in our sacred manual. "You put you left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put you left foot in and you shake it all about." Continue said fashion with the right foot, the left leg, the right leg, the left arm, the right arm, the "whole body" and so on until the ritual is complete. Then one MUST adorn the sacrificial Burger King crown bejeweled with Wal-Mart brand fake rubies and emeralds, in the fashion that the King of Spayn himself would wear. Next find 8 flying grizzly bears of the female persuasion (this is imperative in that the bears must be wearing their naturally occurring pink tutu's) and get then to dance the sacred "achy breaky" dance wile the ritual is performed. Do so until the mighty one is satiated. Once you have completed this simple ritual we will begin the "pain of 1000 rusty needles" so that the road to retribution will be satisfied.
