Iron Maiden > you

Kai Stromler · Post by **Kai Stromler** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:09 pm

off the Blabbermouth newswire:
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In a recent interview with Kerrang.com, stand-up comedian Steve Hughes, a metal fanatic whose shows spin around the subject, explained why heavy metal was important to him.

"My friends in Sweden are total Iron Maiden fanatics," he stated. "They've got every Maiden record that was released in every country. That's dedication. Masterful. So they went to Croatia to see them. While they were on the train, passengers were being robbed by Croatian soldiers. They were sitting there in their Maiden shirts and bullet-belts freaking out. Suddenly, the soldiers confronted them armed with machine guns. They noticed their shirts and yelled 'Iron Maiden! The greatest band in the world! You are okay!' and left them alone. Heavy metal will save your life. If they were into Westlife, they would have been shot in the face."
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There are all kinds of reasons to listen to metal, but "so you don't get shot by random bandits" has not previously been listed among them.

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--K

Brsrk · Post by **Brsrk** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:22 pm

O_O

Note to self: buy more metal shirts!!!

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:20 pm

Wow, that is gold.

Vlad86 · Post by **Vlad86** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:18 pm

I gots to get me some Iron Maiden shirts!

Who knew wearing a bandits favorite bad shirt would save your life....

thewhacker · Post by **thewhacker** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:43 pm

One time der was dis big negro that was gunna rob me but den i thought to mah self and said "yo tun be cool nigga im down with g-unit and i showed him dat i was down by giving him de old black power sign and he still robbed me. stupid negroes dont they understand that i was down with dem lol lol ^-^.

Brsrk · Post by **Brsrk** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:31 pm

thewhacker wrote:One time der was dis big negro that was gunna rob me but den i thought to mah self and said "yo tun be cool nigga im down with g-unit and i showed him dat i was down by giving him de old black power sign and he still robbed me. stupid negroes dont they understand that i was down with dem lol lol ^-^.

1 - what did you say?

2 - I smell racism...

Motion that thewhacker be warned and all his posts watched.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:33 pm

Motion that thewacker not be taken too damn seriously in cases such as this, based on my knowledge of his posting habits from over on Demonseal

thewhacker · Post by **thewhacker** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:56 pm

I motion that bsrkeva is a poe-C

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:01 pm

Don't mind Brsrk, he's stuck in IRC police mode.

Forgive him if humor slips by.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:32 pm

So...Croatian thieves like Iron Maiden, eh?